Movie 43 (2013)
Nathan: Hello, 9-1-1? My friend is bleeding out of her vagina! Why are you laughing at me?
Neil: How's your acid reflux?
Veronica: How's your HPV?
Neil: It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.
Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.
Neil: No, lets. Chicken.
Neil: Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.
Veronica: How's Veronica?
Neil: Veronica's fine, Veronica.
Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.
Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!
Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!
Neil: Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?
Veronica: Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?
Neil: You know the answer is yes.
Veronica: Neil. You look pale.
Neil: You look pregnant.
Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.
Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.
Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.
Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.
Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!
Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.
Fake Robin: Wait, let me get this straight. So you knew all the way back then? You knew that she was a dude?
Fake Batman: Whole time.
Fake Robin: Why did you make me kiss her? Him. It. This.
Fake Batman: I don't know. I guess I woke up this morning with a little case of the fuckarounds.
Arlene: Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women.
Robert: Our research doesn't support that, sir.
Fake Batman: Excuse me, I'm gonna go do some Batman-ing.
Robert: Hey, guys! Come check out this kid's weird pubes!
Arlene: [about the iBabe] Look, at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on the box.
Boss: MP3 players don't have a warning not to have sex with it, right? A bag of potato chips doesn't have a warning, "Please don't fuck these potato chips"!
Robert: It's very important to us that Kevin has a normal and complete high school experience.
Fake Robin: What the hell are you doing here, Batman? You're gonna ruin this!
Fake Batman: Calm down! Look, I read on Twitter that a supervillain is gonna bomb this loser meet-and-greet so I'm here to save the day like I do all the time. I mean, you know, it's my thing. I'm the Batman.
Narrator: They're not trying to take over your world, they're just trying to find a little place in your hearts. Remember, machines: they're full of kids.
Fake Supergirl: Hi, I'm Supergirl.
Fake Robin: My name...
Fake Batman: [under the table speaking on an earpiece feeding to Robin's ear] I'm Robin.
Fake Robin: [to Supergirl] ... Hi, I'm Robin.
Fake Batman: [to Robin] Um, so where are you from?
Fake Robin: So where are you from?
Fake Supergirl: Krypton.
Fake Robin: Oh, Krypton. That's, that's, uh...
Fake Batman: Oh shit.
Fake Robin: Oh shit.
Fake Batman: Dude, I can see her snatch.
Fake Robin: Dude I can s... uh...
Fake Batman: Oh my god, I can't believe the size of this thing. It's like a giant fucking cornfield, it's enormous down here. It's crazy, look at that, I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson can walk out of that and I can play catch with him.
Fake Robin: Krypton, like the... I hear it's really nice. I have never been...
Fake Supergirl: You didn't hear that the sun supernova'd and destroyed our entire race?
Fake Batman: I'd wash dishes with it...
Fake Robin: Did it? I did not...
Fake Batman: It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing.
[Supergirl's expression changes]
Fake Robin: What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you...
Fake Supergirl: Yeah, I can hear him! I can also see Batman underneath the table.
Fake Robin: 'Cause of the X-ray vision, of course.
Fake Supergirl: No, I can just see him. It's a café table. I mean, it's really obvious.
Fake Batman: [pops head from under the table, to Supergirl] Hi.
Fake Supergirl: Hi.
Fake Robin: I'm so sorry about your family dying.