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(2013)

Quotes

Nathan: Hello, 9-1-1? My friend is bleeding out of her vagina! Why are you laughing at me?

Veronica: Neil.

Neil: Veronica.

Veronica: Neil. You look pale.

Neil: You look pregnant.

Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.

Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.

Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.

Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.

Veronica: Dorothy?

Neil: Blanche.

Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!

Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.

Neil: How's your acid reflux?

Veronica: How's your HPV?

Neil: It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.

Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.

Neil: No, lets. Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg!

Neil: Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.

Veronica: How's Veronica?

Neil: Veronica's fine, Veronica.

Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.

Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!

Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!

Neil: Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?

Veronica: Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?

Neil: You know the answer is yes.

Fake Robin: Wait, let me get this straight. So you knew all the way back then? You knew that she was a dude?

Fake Batman: Whole time.

Fake Robin: Why did you make me kiss her? Him. It. This.

Fake Batman: I don't know. I guess I woke up this morning with a little case of the fuckarounds.

Brian: You fucked my girlfriend, dude!

Pete: One time... for a week.

Arlene: Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women.

Robert: Our research doesn't support that, sir.

Robert: It's very important to us that Kevin has a normal and complete high school experience.

Fake Batman: Excuse me, I'm gonna go do some batman-ing.

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