Ineffectual, 'has-been' film-maker (Dennis Quaid) swindles his way into an interview with a film executive (Greg Kinnear) in order to pitch an outrageous and controversial comedy manuscript. After pitching the first of his thirteen offbeat fables, the dejected artist forces the rest of his disjointed allegory on the executive at gunpoint. He tells stories of a woman on a blind date with a man who has testicles growing from his neck, in another a smitten woman offers her neck to her boyfriend to 'poop' on -as a sign of commitment and love. In yet another two parents take home-schooling to a whole new level of indecency, striving to give their isolated teenage son all the 'regular' torment and humiliation of puberty by bullying, peer-pressuring and even seducing him themselves. An off-beat, elephant-in-the-room type film. Written by
Anton Yelchin originally played a necrophiliac, in a segment called The Apprentice, directed by 'Steve Baker' and Damon Escott. The segment was removed due to the highly offensive subject matter. See more »
Throughout the skit, "The Proposition", Anna Faris's character is called Julie and Chris Pratt's character is called Doug. In the credits, they are called Vanessa and Jason. See more »
Neil. You look pale.
You look pregnant.
You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.
You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.
You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.
You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.
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The "Beezel" segment runs in between the segment credits and the rest of the credits. See more »
This is the WORST movie I have ever seen - period. I'm perplexed that anyone - any sane person actually bankrolled this load of crap. The burning question - how in hell did Kate Winslet agree to be involved in what has to be the most moronic scene ever. What was it? It certainly wasn't money or fame - she's got plenty of that. Hugh Jackman, I lost respect for you. Just what kinds of drugs were you on when you agreed to have CGI testicles dangle from your chin? Are you kidding? This "movie" doesn't even deserve 1 vote. I watched this disaster and cringed the more I watched. What audience was the target market anyway? I'm in shock that some very talented actors and actresses actually wasted their talents and agreed to this pile of rubbish. This "movie" makes Animal House look like a 5 Academy Award winner. Worst movie ever!!
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