- Eleanor: My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch, says that hurt people hurt people, but I just don't think that applies to teenage girls. I think sometimes they're just evil.
- Gabbi: The horny theater kids. Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton. Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist.
- Drea: You're absolutely right. They deserve to go down for what they did to us, but we can't go after them ourselves. We should team up and do each other's revenge.
- Eleanor: Oh, you're serious. Absolutely not,
- Drea: Why?
- Eleanor: Because I'm not capable? I can't do revenge.
- Drea: I mean, is "do revenge" even correct grammar?
- Eleanor: Oh I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock. Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?
- [first lines]
- Drea: [narrating] In high school, they say the best measure of success is, like, the clique you run with, or the accolades you receive. But my metric is a little different. You wanna know how you can tell when you've really reached the top? When someone wants to destroy you.
- Max: Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you last year. And to anyone of you who watched, or shared that video, I sincerely hope you take the time to examine why you did that. So, Dre, it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club, the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female Identifying Students League. Now, it is time for all the men at Rosehill who want to do better. Be allies.
- Kid in hallway: He's banging a girl in every clique.