I use the term "film" loosely when describing this mess of a project. You can almost tell it was shot with the intention of creating a watchable movie, however everything about this steaming pile suggests otherwise. The "G-Rated" version I watched was laughable in itself: The "f*ck"s where replaced with "Fish" and the "sh*ts" were replaced with "Jesus" Cleavage, clothed bottoms, and simulated masturbation were blocked out with an annoying orb that never really blocked out anything.
I think it's safe to say this "film" is fishing bull-Jesus.
To understand why this thing reeks of Jesus we must first peer into the twisted mind of the director himself: George Anton. Chances are you stumbled across this gem on Youtube, where Anton has his own channel showcasing his... "indie" films. His logo is a near replica of the "Universal Studios" logo. Question him on this odd coincidence and he'll give some half-assed excuse and, if you're lucky, he'll insult your mother. Any negative comment on his video is instantly deleted and replaced with a comment by George Anton about how awesome George Anton is.
So, now that we got to know our director lets travel through the bowels of this masterpiece. What we're shown is akin to a foreigner's idea of "making it big in Hollywood" Our characters are models, producers, agents, actresses and... the mafia? Yes, "THE Mafia". The jist of the storyline is about a photographer who owes "the mafia" money due to a gambling problem. This same photographer takes head-shots of women for the mafia...? The leader of "the mafia" is a sleazy, yet wealthy scumbag who has three women all over him at once, coo-ing about how awesome their threesomes are and resulting in some of the most mind-numbing scenes even shot on camera. I think the director fails to understand what a "G-Rating" even means.
We are further introduced to an array of similarly idiotic characters that end up having no real effect on the course of events. I really don't recommend this to anyone who has eyes.
I think it's safe to say this "film" is fishing bull-Jesus.
To understand why this thing reeks of Jesus we must first peer into the twisted mind of the director himself: George Anton. Chances are you stumbled across this gem on Youtube, where Anton has his own channel showcasing his... "indie" films. His logo is a near replica of the "Universal Studios" logo. Question him on this odd coincidence and he'll give some half-assed excuse and, if you're lucky, he'll insult your mother. Any negative comment on his video is instantly deleted and replaced with a comment by George Anton about how awesome George Anton is.
So, now that we got to know our director lets travel through the bowels of this masterpiece. What we're shown is akin to a foreigner's idea of "making it big in Hollywood" Our characters are models, producers, agents, actresses and... the mafia? Yes, "THE Mafia". The jist of the storyline is about a photographer who owes "the mafia" money due to a gambling problem. This same photographer takes head-shots of women for the mafia...? The leader of "the mafia" is a sleazy, yet wealthy scumbag who has three women all over him at once, coo-ing about how awesome their threesomes are and resulting in some of the most mind-numbing scenes even shot on camera. I think the director fails to understand what a "G-Rating" even means.
We are further introduced to an array of similarly idiotic characters that end up having no real effect on the course of events. I really don't recommend this to anyone who has eyes.
