| Linda Blair | ... | Jamie (segment "Don't") (archive footage) |
| Barbara Bosson | ... | Pam (segment "Sale on Professional Men") (archive footage) |
| Georg Stanford Brown | ... | Charlie (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
 | Ray Buktenica | ... | Bob (segment "Long Distances") (archive footage) |
| Colleen Camp | ... | Young Lady (segment "Worst Fears") (archive footage) |
| John Carradine | ... | Gentleman (segment "Great Moments") (archive footage) |
| Marilyn Chambers | ... | Herself (segment "Marilyn") (archive footage) |
| Sybil Danning | ... | Wife (segment "Long Distances") (archive footage) |
| Julia Duffy | ... | Marjorie (segment "Soap") (archive footage) |
| Squire Fridell | ... | Newscaster (segment "Sale on Professional Men") (archive footage) |
| Brodie Greer | ... | Burt (segment "Weekends") (archive footage) |
| Rich Hall | ... | Announcer (segment "Ho") (archive footage) |
| Deborah Harmon | ... | Mom (segment "3-Mile Island People) (archive footage) |
| Sunny Johnson | ... | Missy (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| David L. Lander | ... | Fritz #1 (segment "Interrogation") (archive footage) (as David Lander) |
| Audrey Landers | ... | Lois (segment "Dandruff") (archive footage) |
| Kim Lankford | ... | Woman (segment "Confident") (archive footage) |
| Meadowlark Lemon | ... | Willie (segment "Man on the Moon") (archive footage) |
| Michael McKean | ... | Fritz #2 (segment "Interrogation") (archive footage) |
| Jim McKrell | ... | Voice Over Announcer (voice) (archive footage) (as Jim MacKrell) |
| Ed Marinaro | ... | Phil (segment "Worst Fears") (archive footage) |
| Diana Muldaur | ... | Missus Toni (segment "Hola") (archive footage) |
| Barry Pearl | ... | Bob (segment "Bookreading") (archive footage) |
| William Sanderson | ... | Carl (segment "Alienski") (archive footage) |
| Peter Scolari | ... | Phil (segment "Dandruff") (archive footage) |
| Bob Seagren | ... | Frank (segment "Large World of Sport") (archive footage) |
| James Sikking | ... | Dracula (segment "Lite Blood") (archive footage) (as James B. Sikking) |
| P.J. Soles | ... | Young Lady (segment "Soda") (archive footage) |
| Wendie Jo Sperber | ... | Marquesse de Sade (segment "Rock Video") (archive footage) |
| Byron Stewart | ... | Mohammed (segment "Large World of Sport") (archive footage) |
| Jennifer Tilly | ... | Joni (segment "Sale on Professional Men") (archive footage) |
| Jimmie Walker | ... | Thomas (segment "Man on the Moon") (archive footage) |
| Bruce Weitz | ... | Larry (segment "Worst Fears") (archive footage) |
| Fred Willard | ... | Dad (segment "3-Mile Island People") (archive footage) |
| George Wyner | ... | Irving Rosenbloom Private Eye (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Keenan Wynn | ... | Charlie (segment "Man on the Moon") (archive footage) |
| Miguel A. Núñez Jr. | ... | Bopper (segment "Music") (archive footage) (as Miguel Nunez) |
| Karen Montgomery | ... | Secretary (segment "Tied Up") (archive footage) |
| Marie-Alise Recasner | ... | Stewardess (segment "Goodbye") (archive footage) |
| Tracy Vaccaro | ... | Marlene (segment "Marlene") (archive footage) (as Tracy Vacarro) |
| Mike George | ... | Lance (segment "Sale on Professional Men") (archive footage) |
| Doyle Baker | ... | Executive (segment "Alarm") (archive footage) |
| Ed Berke | ... | Held-up Man (segment "Alarm") (archive footage) |
| Karen Mayo-Chandler | ... | Secretary (segment "Alarm") (archive footage) (as Karen Mayo Chandler) |
| Robert Sherman | ... | Delivery Man (segment "Alarm") (archive footage) |
| Shawn Campbell | ... | Billy (segment "3-Mile Island People") (archive footage) |
| Jill Norton | ... | Suzy (segment "3-Mile Island People") (archive footage) (as Jill Horton) |
| Wendie Griffin | ... | Cheerleader (segment "Large World of Sport") (archive footage) |
| Robin Hoff | ... | Melanie (segment "Large World of Sport") / Secretary (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
| J.W. Smith | ... | Receiver (segment "Large World of Sport") (archive footage) |
| Hank Cunnington | ... | Donald #1 (segment "Soap") (archive footage) |
| Lisa Fuller | ... | Stephanie (segment "Soap") (archive footage) |
| Denise Gauthier | ... | Sheila (segment "Soap") (archive footage) |
| Ron Hayes | ... | Donald #2 (segment "Soap") (archive footage) |
| Don Lara Jr. | ... | Romano (segment "Soap") (archive footage) (as Dan Lara Jr.) |
| Russ Parsons | ... | Seth (segment "Soap") (archive footage) |
| Pamela West | ... | Rhonda (segment "Soap") (archive footage) |
| Gail Davis | ... | Wicked Witch (segment "Shake and Cook") (archive footage) |
| Mason Nupuf | ... | Hansel (segment "Shake and Cook") (archive footage) |
| Ron Sloan | ... | Ogre (segment "Shake and Cook") (archive footage) |
| Wilson Camp | ... | Businessman (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
| Paul Cavonis | ... | Construction Worker (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
| Marvin Cohen | ... | Bartender (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
| Lou Michaels | ... | Compaining Wife (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
| Michael Preminger | ... | Compaining Husband (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
| Paul Sylvan | ... | Hate' Man (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage) |
| Jeri Lea Ray | ... | Daughter (segment "Heads") / Young Lady (segment "I Told Two Friends") (archive footage) (as Jere Lea Rae) |
| Niki Rae | ... | Mother (segment "Heads") / Punker (segment "Ho") (archive footage) |
| Joshua Grenrock | ... | Fencer #1 (segment "Coming Attractions") (archive footage) |
| Scott Ingram | ... | Fencer #2 (segment "Coming Attractions") (archive footage) |
| Lynda Wiesmeier | ... | Bambi (segment "Coming Attractions") (archive footage) |
| Dennis Bowen | ... | WWII Flyer (segment "Interrogation") (archive footage) |
| Don Bovingloh | ... | Father (segment "Quaaludes for Kids") (archive footage) (as Don Bovinglon) |
| Gregory Levinson | ... | Bret (segment "Quaaludes for Kids") (archive footage) |
| De'Ann Power | ... | Wench (segment "Lite Blood") (archive footage) (as DeAnn Power) |
| Delores Cantú | ... | Maid (segment "Hola") (archive footage) (as Dolores Cantu) |
| Pilar Delano | ... | Cavewoman (segment "Headache") (archive footage) |
| Leslie Shenkel | ... | Inventor Caveman (segment "Headache") (archive footage) (as Les Shenkel) |
| Stuart Rankine | ... | Burly Caveman (segment "Headache") (archive footage) |
| Joel Blasberg | ... | Rabbi (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Susan Gordon | ... | Shelly (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Mark Lowenthal | ... | Bart (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Joel Rice | ... | Ronnie (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Sara Lee Wade | ... | Missy's Friend (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Bill Elliott Feingold | ... | Ezra and the Four Feingolds (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Chuck Fiore Feingold | ... | Ezra and the Four Feingolds (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Dennis Herring Feingold | ... | Ezra and the Four Feingolds (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Arno Lucas Feingold | ... | Ezra and the Four Feingolds (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Beau Segal Feingold | ... | Ezra and the Four Feingolds (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Scott Mansfield | ... | Ezra Birnbaum (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage) |
| Lloyd Alan | ... | Dino Dante (segment "Ho") (archive footage) |
| Meredith Eisenberg | ... | Young Girl (segment "Ho") (archive footage) |
| Wendy Hoffman | ... | Bubbles (segment "Ho") (archive footage) (as Wendy Hoffmann) |
| Garth Stevens | ... | Young Dino (segment "Ho") (archive footage) |
| Joe Colligan | ... | Arthur (segment "Making Out") (archive footage) |
| Carey Salley | ... | Valerie (segment "Making Out") (archive footage) |
| Steve Tannen | ... | Delivery Man (segment "Confident") (archive footage) |
| Christine Bayly | ... | Lilli (segment "Bonahue") (archive footage) |
| Scott Feinstein | ... | C.P.A. (segment "Bonahue") (archive footage) (as Scott Feinstein C.P.A.) |
| Jerry Lacy | ... | Bill (segment "Bonahue") (archive footage) |
| Erika Eleniak | ... | Brooke (segment "Jeans") (archive footage) |
| Paul Thomas | ... | Roger (segment "Bookreading") (archive footage) (as Phillip Toubus) |
| Lori Wagner | ... | Sheila (segment "Bookreading") (archive footage) |
| Lisa Fong | ... | Oriental Mom (segment "Moms") (archive footage) |
| Andrew Louie | ... | Oriental Son (segment "Moms") (archive footage) |
| Marla Pennington | ... | American Mom (segment "Moms") (archive footage) |
| Joey Tushnet | ... | American Son (segment "Moms") (archive footage) |
| Danny Robinson | ... | Don (segment "Man on the Moon") (archive footage) |
| Sandra Will | ... | Sheila (segment "Weekends") (archive footage) |
| Newell Alexander | ... | Bob (segment "My Broker") (archive footage) |
| John Howard Swain | ... | Businessman (segment "My Broker") (archive footage) |
| Ruble Maxwell Blakey | ... | Janitor (segment "Nutsy Glue") (archive footage) (as Ruble Maxwell Blaky) |
| Gerald Griffin | ... | Scientist (segment "Nutsy Glue") (archive footage) |
| Jeffery Kramer | ... | Announcer (segment "Nutsy Glue") (archive footage) |
| Fred Fox Jr. | ... | Assistant Director (segment "Millertime") (archive footage) |
| Karen Lorre | ... | Randy Miller (segment "Millertime") (archive footage) (as Karen Witter) |
| Ron Roy | ... | Jogger (segment "Wabbitt") (archive footage) |
| Matilda | ... | The Wonder Bunny (archive footage) |
| Corey Burton | ... | Voice Over Announcer (voice) (archive footage) |
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