Corner Gas (TV Series)
Rock Stars (2009)
Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton
Quotes
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Davis Quinton : Hey, Wanda, I'm going into the city. Do you want anything?
Wanda Dollard : Oh. Well, sure, if it's no trouble. Could you swing by the Salon de Bon Santé and pick me up some organic hypoallergenic tea-tree emulsifying conditioner?
Davis Quinton : I have no idea what you just asked me to do, but sure.
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Davis Quinton : Hey Karen, want me to read you your horoscope?
Karen Pelly : Nah, I don't believe in that crap.
Davis Quinton : Makes sense. It says "Capricorns will be very skeptical today."
Karen Pelly : I'm a Virgo.
Davis Quinton : I thought you said you didn't believe in this crap.
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[Wanda has been writing horoscopes in the paper under a pen name, she has been using Davis' horoscope to get him to do things for her]
Davis Quinton : [to Karen] You are a bit of a sucker. But I wouldn't expect any less from a Virgo. Well, gotta go wash Wanda's car!
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[finding out about Wanda's horoscope scheme, Lacey tries to get in on it too, but Wanda doesn't want to give up her control of Davis]
Lacey Burrows : Hey, Davis. I noticed you didn't come by my house today.
Davis Quinton : Why would I do that?
Lacey Burrows : Well, my basement's still pretty dirty!
Davis Quinton : Good to know!
Lacey Burrows : Did you read your horoscope today?
Davis Quinton : I sure did! And it said to take on a painting project today. And check this out!
[he points to the house numbers on the house he has been painting]
Davis Quinton : These are my lucky numbers!
Lacey Burrows : Did it say anything about Aries being double-crossers?
Davis Quinton : No. Nothing personal, but you're really bad at small talk.