Family Guy (TV Series)

Spies Reminiscent of Us (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tim the Bear, White Spy, Clint Howard

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Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : [to Brian]  Boy, who woulda thought all this trouble could be caused by simply uttering the phrase, "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet."

  [Stewie saying "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet." triggers Meg as a "Sleeper Agent" which prompts her to put down the book she was reading on the couch, go to the phone, pick it up/dial it and speak Russian] 

  Russian Man : Shut up, 2476.

• Peter Griffin : Let me show you something that's funny. Okay here's an impression of John Wayne on the first Thanksgiving.

  [as John Wayne] 

  Peter Griffin : I'm John Wayne on the first Thanksgiving pilgrims! Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims!

  Stewie Griffin : Hahaha, Where's this guy been?

  Dan Aykroyd : Well, Mr.Griffin, this has been a lot of fun.

  Chevy Chase : Lot of fun.

  Dan Aykroyd : But we've gotta get back over to our place and kind uh- do what... What do we have to do?

  Chevy Chase : Roll some joints and get high.

  Dan Aykroyd : Yeah, we gotta do those things.

  Peter Griffin : That's not funny. Drugs aren't funny. They ruin lives.

  Stewie Griffin : Amen.

  Dan Aykroyd : No Peter, *you're* not funny.

  Chevy Chase : I'm afraid Dan's right. You're not funny at all.

  Peter Griffin : I don't get it.

  Chevy Chase : You're painfully unfunny.

  Peter Griffin : Get the fuck out of my house!

• Stewie Griffin : [to Brian]  Boy, who would have thought all this trouble could be caused by simply uttering the phrase, "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet."

  [Meg gets triggered, goes to the phone and dials a number] 

  Meg Griffin : [in Russian]  Agent 2476 knows and waits until we say what to do with our country. Please wait until we call you.

  Russian : Shut up, 2476!

• [a missile attacks Cleveland's new house while he's in the bathtub] 

  Cleveland Brown : [Sitting in the bathtub that is falling with him in it]  No, no, no, no, no, NO!

  Tim : [Tim shows up and sees Cleveland on the ground]  I don't get it.

• Peter Griffin : Wow, I can't believe that we are having dinner with 2 of the 3 Ghost Busters.

  Chevy Chase : I wasn't in Ghostbusters.

• Peter Griffin : Listen, I gotta tell you guys, I've watched all your movies, like, a thousand times.

  Chevy Chase : You saw "Cops and Robbersons"?

  Dan Aykroyd : And "My Stepmother Is An Alien"?

  Peter Griffin : Almost all of them.

• Brian Griffin : What are you guys doing in Quahog?

  Dan Aykroyd : We are doing research for our next movie.