The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
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Despite the legend that Miles "Chatterbox" Musket founded the city of Quahog back in colonial times, it is shown that Peter's ancestor, Griffin Peterson, is the actual founder after he is exiled by King Stewart the III because the king desired Griffin's bride-to-be, Lady Redbush. See more
When we cut away to Peter's segment, we are told it is 1670. Later, when Peter gets divorced, we're told it is 18th century justice; that should have been 17th century justice. However, a split second after the title card "1670" appears, another line appears saying "or 1760, whatever." This indicates it's either the 17th or 18th Century, both are true. See more
We will have equal rights for all. Except Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, Gays, women, Muslims. Uhmm... Everybody who's not a white man. And I mean white-white, so no Italians, no Polish, just people from Ireland, England, and Scotland. But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full blooded whites. No, you know what? Not even whites. Nobody gets any rights. Ahhh... America!
References Cool Runnings