SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Slumber Party/Grooming Gary (2008)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Gary, Narrator, Girly Teengirl, Fish #4, Fish #1

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Quotes 

• Girly Teengirl : I'm here for the slumber party.

  Pearl : [thinking it's only SpongeBob in disguise]  Oh, really?

  Girly Teengirl : Yeah. My name is... Girly Teengirl. I'm from... Farawayville.

• Mr. Krabs : [seeing Girly running away crying]  Who the heck is that?

  SpongeBob : I don't know, but she is ug-leeee.

• SpongeBob : Give me one good reason why I can't stay!

  Pearl : I can give you a hundred million billion reasons!

  SpongeBob : Yeesh, I only asked for one.

  Pearl : Reason number one: you're just like my dad!

  SpongeBob : Really?

  Pearl : A no-good, dried-up, old fuddy-duddy!

  SpongeBob : So if I prove I'm fun, can I stay?

• [SpongeBob accidentally flooded Mr. Krabs' house with his personal supply of root beer] 

  Mr. Krabs : [surveying the damage]  Me knickknacks! Me root beer! Me pile of old newspapers! I was maybe gonna read that someday!

  [to Pearl] 

  Mr. Krabs : I knew I shouldn't have trusted you!

  Pearl : [angrily]  Trusted ME?

  [holds up SpongeBob] 

  Pearl : Your employee destroyed this house! The only boy at the party!

  Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob : [sheepishly]  Well, Mr. Krabs, you know how boys are.

  Pearl : [to Mr. Krabs]  It's your fault my party is ruined, and now all my friends have zombie shock syndrome!

  Girlfriend #8 : [rocking back and forth]  I'm too pretty to be a zombie!

  Pearl : We were fine with a nice simple slumber party. But now, it's gonna cost you!

  Mr. Krabs : Cost me what?

  Pearl : [sinister tone]  Money...

  Mr. Krabs : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• [as punishment for meddling with her slumber party, Pearl uses Mr. Krabs' money to throw a private party at Goo Lagoon; many guests are there except Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob] 

  Pearl : [addressing the crowd]  Everyone having a good time?

  [crowd cheers] 

  Pearl : Well, you can all thank my dad for making this possible.

  [calls out to Mr. Krabs, who is very far away behind a velvet rope where a security guard watches him] 

  Pearl : Thank you, daddy!

  Mr. Krabs : [calling back]  You're welcome, sweetie! Oh, this is so expensive!

  Security Guard : You're not allowed any closer, sir.

  SpongeBob : [walking up]  Mr. Krabs, I think I know what'll cheer you up.

  [he puts a drinking glass under his armpit and squirts some root beer into it] 

  SpongeBob : A mug of ice cold root beer!

  Mr. Krabs : No, SpongeBob, that doesn't cheer me up at all!