Under the Gaydar (2009 Video)

Michelle LaFrance: Ashley Banks

Quotes 

• [Darren asks Ashley for help in deceiving his parents in public] 

  Ashley Banks : What do I get out of it?

  Darren Barnabee : What?

  Ashley Banks : I'm a selfish bitch. What's in it for me?

• Lauren Barnabee : How much are we talking about here?

  Ashley Banks : It depends on how gay your son is.

  Larry Barnabee : Well, what if he's really gay?