[
Adam is lusting after a pornography actress with unbelievably large breasts]
Adam Klaus:
Ohhhhhh. What I wouldn't give, Jonathan, for a piece of that action. The eighth and nine wonders of the world. If you're looking for a 360-degree experience, you could lose your whole face in there and never see it again. Forget about bras - you wouldn't get those in a *hammock*!
Jonathan Creek:
Have you finished?
Adam Klaus:
Sorry?
Jonathan Creek:
Are you done? Because I've really got better things to do than stand around here watching your tongue hanging out like a roller-blind at the sight of someone called Candy Mountains.
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