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Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: A Hospital Isn't a Place

8 December 2008
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

Season 1, Episode 2: Monkeys, That's What We Are

8 December 2008

Season 1, Episode 3: A Very Special Episode

8 December 2008
Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blake's position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.

Season 1, Episode 4: This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy

15 December 2008

Season 1, Episode 5: Nut Cutters?

8 December 2008
Jealous Glenn gives Cat's new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lola's non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.

Season 1, Episode 8: Episode #1.8

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Season 1, Episode 10: Episode #1.10

8 December 2008


Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: I See Her Face Everywhere

22 August 2010
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full-term pregnancy, because the father, Nicky (NICK KROLL - Worst Week) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease.

Season 2, Episode 2: No One Can Replace Her

29 August 2010
Cat goes into labor, and Lola turns out not to be dead. Blake returns after his spin-off is canceled, and a sexy new doctor arrives and stirs up the "flames" of desire.

Season 2, Episode 3: I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost

5 September 2010
Halloween at the hospital causes Owen to be horny for the ghost of Lola. Chief's visit to the maternity ward results in more than she bargained for. MARION ROSS guest stars.

Season 2, Episode 4: Give a Painted Brother a Break

12 September 2010
Blake's estranged clown brother, Sir Tinkle Button (guest star PAUL SCHEER - Funny or Die Presents), pays a surprise visit to Childrens Hospital.

Malin Akerman ... Dr. Valerie Flame

Rob Corddry ... Dr. Blake Downs

Erinn Hayes ... Dr. Lola Spratt (credit only)

Rob Huebel ... Dr. Owen Maestro

Ken Marino ... Dr. Glenn Richie

Megan Mullally ... Chief (credit only)

Henry Winkler ... Sy Mittleman

Zandy Hartig ... Nurse Dori

Kerri Kenney ... Dutch Tourist (as Kerri Kenney-Silver)

Eddie Pepitone ... Shady Mobster

Paul Scheer ... Sir Tinkle Button

Kevin Sussman ... Daffy Giraffy

Michael Cera ... Sal Viscuso (voice)

Matt Ballard ... Cop (as Matthew Ballard)

Beth Dover ... Nurse Beth

Angela Sarafyan ... Olga

Suzanne Turner ... Parent

John Gemberling ... Trustafarian

Curtis Gwinn ... Trustafarian

Tucker Albrizzi ... Kid

Garrett Ryan ... Kid (as Garrett Ryan Ewald)

Cameron Sanders ... Kid

Peter Cameron ... Pranked Nurse (uncredited)

Ariana Guido ... Girl with Broken Arm (uncredited)

Laura Marano ... Haley (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 5: Joke Overload

19 September 2010
When an elderly black man (ERNIE HUDSON - Ghostbusters) and a racist white boy (MARK L. YOUNG) are impaled by the same flagpole, the staff learns a lesson about racial tolerance.

Season 2, Episode 6: The End of the Middle

26 September 2010
The cast and crew reflect on the show's history, recent cancellation and questions about the dolphin's place in the ecosystem. Guest star KATE WALSH (Private Practice) appears.

Season 2, Episode 7: Frankfurters. Allman Brothers. Death. Frankfurters.

3 October 2010
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems. Guest stars include JOHN CHO (Harold & Kumar films), WILL SASSO (MADtv) and KURTWOOD SMITH (That '70s Show).

Season 2, Episode 8: Hot Enough for You?

10 October 2010
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over amongst the staff. Nurse Dori (ZANDY HARTIG) finds a new and provocative way to fry an egg.

Season 2, Episode 9: The Coffee Machine Paid for Itself

17 October 2010
A hip, sexy rabbi (guest star and executive producer DAVID WAIN - Wainy Days) arrives and seduces Valerie, which angers Glenn. Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine.

Season 2, Episode 10: Show Me on Montana

24 October 2010
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day starts a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester, Chief's sexy daughter and an 11-year-old patient whose gender is to be determined.

Season 2, Episode 11: You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?

31 October 2010
The abortion debate is brought relief by a visit from a senator (guest star ED BEGLEY JR.). Owen faces a tough decision. And, in a moment of clarity, Sy faces his alcoholism.

Season 2, Episode 12: The Sultan's Finger: Live

6 November 2010
IQBAL THEBA and JON HAMM guest star in the season finale. Plus, in a surprise ending, the shocking truth about one of the doctors is revealed, shattering everyone's perceptions.

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

2 June 2011
In the season premiere, when a kid trapped in quicksand comes into the ER on a Saturday, it's up to Sy to wrangle the team back together ... because doctors don't work on weekends.

Season 3, Episode 2: Ward 8

9 June 2011
Detective Change Briggs (NICK OFFERMAN) goes undercover in Ward 8, the wing for mentally insane children. Blake's ex-girlfriend, Britches (SARAH SILVERMAN), comes back.

Season 3, Episode 3: The Black Doctor

16 June 2011
Blake's landlord evicts him for being a clown. Dr. Brian (JORDAN PEELE - MADtv) returns to Childrens Hospital after leaving his job consulting on medical drama "Black Hospital".

Season 3, Episode 4: Home Is Where the Hospital Is

23 June 2011
Space is getting scarce in the communal apartment and someone needs to move out. Sy deals with his own undesirable living condition.

Season 3, Episode 5: Nip/Tug

30 June 2011
A pediatric plastic surgeon (SETH MORRIS) arrives, while Max Von Sydow (JOHN ROSS BOWIE) mixes up babies in the maternity ward. Glenn and Owen take a walk to get a snack.

Season 3, Episode 6: The '70s Episode

7 July 2011
Dr. Richie is back from killing babies in 'Nam, Lola wants to be a lady doctor and Dr. Brian (recurring guest star JORDAN PEELE) is just doin' what he does.

Season 3, Episode 7: Father's Day

9 June 2011
On Father's Day, Lola and Dr. Brian (JORDAN PEELE) try to find Cat's estranged father. Meanwhile, the other doctors wait for a prisoner to be executed so they can use his heart.

Season 3, Episode 8: Stryker Bites the Dust

21 July 2011
After the untimely death of beloved Dr. Brock Striker (guest star ROB RIGGLE - The Hangover), Sy orders the staff to undergo counseling before they can practice medicine again.

Season 3, Episode 9: Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts

28 July 2011
Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.

Season 3, Episode 10: Munch by Proxy

4 August 2011
Owen's secret wife, Kelly (guest star ALICIA SILVERSTONE - Clueless), brings their baby in with a mysterious wound. Plus, Val dances with the Devil - and by "dances" we mean she plays chess for her life.

Season 3, Episode 11: The Night Shift

11 August 2011
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (NICK KROLL) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

Season 3, Episode 12: The Chet Episode

18 August 2011
A day in the life of the creepy paramedic (BRIAN HUSKEY).

Season 3, Episode 13: Party Down

25 August 2011
Jewish heart surgeon Glenn Richie never had a Bar Mitzvah - so his girlfriend Valerie and longtime nemesis Rabbi Jewy McJewJew (DAVID WAIN) are planning one.

Season 3, Episode 14: Newsreaders

1 September 2011
Newsreaders is back with their follow-up episode on the Childrens Hospital cast.

Season 4


Season 4, Episode 1: The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

9 August 2012
The irreverent, satirical comedy CHILDRENS HOSPITAL returns for another season. In the season premiere, an airborne amnesia virus spreads panic. It also spreads memory loss.

Season 4, Episode 2: Staff Dance

16 August 2012
Owen is stunned when a pop superstar pays a visit.

Season 4, Episode 3: Chief's Origin

23 August 2012
The doctors are not interested in how Chief became Chief.

Season 4, Episode 4: Free Day

30 August 2012
The doctors don't have a care (or patient) in the world.

Season 4, Episode 5: Behind the Scenes

6 September 2012
The actors behave worse than the doctors they play.

Season 4, Episode 6: The Return of the Young Billionaire

13 September 2012
Owen helps a police detective (MICHAELA WATKINS).

Season 4, Episode 7: British Hospital

20 September 2012
British adaptation of America's long-running medical show.

Season 4, Episode 8: Ladies Night

27 September 2012
Single moms get discounts and male doctors get horny.

Season 4, Episode 9: A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

4 October 2012
Sy is a former super spy and his old partner wants him dead.

Season 4, Episode 10: A Year in the Life

18 October 2012
Follow the course of a full year at the hospital.

Season 4, Episode 11: Attention Staff

25 October 2012
The identity of the mysterious public announcement announcer is finally learned. Guest star JON HAMM (Mad Men) appears - but not as the mysterious P.A. announcer.

Season 4, Episode 12: Childrens Lawspital

1 November 2012
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

Season 4, Episode 13: Wisedocs

8 November 2012
The Mafia invades the hospital. A main character is killed.

Season 4, Episode 14: Eulogy

15 November 2012
Newsreaders report on the death of one of the cast members.

Season 5


Season 5, Episode 1: A New Hope

25 July 2013
In the season premiere, the staff must relocate to an American Army base in Japan. STEVE AGEE (Jimmy Kimmel Live), JON HAMM (Mad Men) and KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY (MADtv) guest star.

Season 5, Episode 2: Triangles

1 August 2013
When the son of Nurse Dori (ZANDY HARTIG) witnesses a murder, Detective Chance Briggs (NICK OFFERMAN) arrives to solve the crime ... but he doesn't count on falling in love.

Season 5, Episode 3: The C-Word

8 August 2013
A night of entertainment on the base is threatened by a plane crash -- until a survivor offers help. Also, Owen doesn't get stuck in a time loop.

Season 5, Episode 4: Country Weekend

15 August 2013
The day has come for Cat and Michael's (JUSTIN KIRK - Weeds) nuptials. The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house, until two shocking events threaten to dampen the celebration.

Season 5, Episode 5: Imaginary Friends

22 August 2013
The doctors fight to save the hospital ward that houses ailing imaginary friends ... and also has great cell reception. BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY, JAY JOHNSTON guest star.

Season 5, Episode 6: The Gang Gets Sushi

29 August 2013
Lola is recruited by an elite, secret government task force, but a ghost from her past threatens to compromise her mission. Recurring guest star JORDAN PEELE (MADtv, Key and Peele) appears.

Season 5, Episode 7: Old Fashioned Day

5 September 2013
Sy's plan for a costumed "theme day" on the base becomes more complicated than expected. BETH DOVER, JAMES URBANIAK and STEVEN WEBER guest star.

Season 5, Episode 8: Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm

12 September 2013
To get rid of Owen's perm, the doctors hatch a plan involving a haunted house and Omni magazine. Meanwhile, Blake learns how Glenn is so good at surgery.

Season 5, Episode 9: Wine Tasting

19 September 2013
A famous Army hospital critic visits the base on the same day as a scheduled wine tasting. WILLIAM ATHERTON (Die Hard) guest stars.

Season 5, Episode 10: Blaken

3 October 2013
Blake's abduction presents Owen with a chance to boost ratings on his medical talk show.

Season 5, Episode 11: A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch

10 October 2013
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Guest stars include JON HAMM (Mad Men), JOHN GEMBERLING (The Heart, She Holler) and IAN ROBERTS (Reno 911!).

Season 5, Episode 12: My Friend Falcon

17 October 2013
DAVID WAIN's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon. KERRI KENNEY (Reno 911!), SAM TRAMMEL (True Blood) appear.

Malin Akerman ... Ingrid Hagerstown

Lake Bell ... Dixie Peters

Rob Corddry ... Rory Spindell

Zandy Hartig ... Glarion Rudge

Rob Huebel ... Rob Huebel

Ken Marino ... Just Falcon

David Wain ... David Wain

Henry Winkler ... Fred Nunley

Michael Blieden ... Assistant Director

Kerri Kenney ... Kerri Kenney-Silver (as Kerri Kenney-Silver)

Jayne Taini ... Older Woman

Sam Trammell ... Denizen Stoop

Morgan Walsh ... Nurse Morgan
Minhdzuy Khorami ... P.A.

Season 5, Episode 13: Coming and Going

24 October 2013
The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a shocking climax involving birth, death, sex, war and opera. Guest stars include JACK McBRAYER (30 Rock) and DAVID WAIN.

Season 6


Season 6, Episode 1: Five Years Later

20 March 2015
In the season premiere, which takes place five years after last season's climax, Owen has to reintegrate into normal life at the hospital after spending time in prison. KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY (Key and Peele, MADtv) guest stars.

Season 6, Episode 2: Codename: Jennifer

27 March 2015
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

Season 6, Episode 3: We Are Not Our DNA!

3 April 2015
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

Season 6, Episode 4: Fan Fiction

10 April 2015
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; a high-stakes medical mystery.

Season 6, Episode 5: With Great Power...

17 April 2015
Lola discovers that she may have a superpower. Meanwhile, Blake and Dori (recurring guest star ZANDY HARTIG) consult a mediator to solve their parenting issues.

Season 6, Episode 6: Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

24 April 2015
Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

Season 6, Episode 7: Up at 5

1 May 2015
The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

Malin Akerman ... Ingrid Hagerstown

Lake Bell ... Dixie Peters

Rob Corddry ... Rory Spindell

Erinn Hayes ... Lynn Williams

Rob Huebel ... Rob Huebel

Bil Dwyer ... Alan Stack

Michael McCafferty ... Mark Matt (as Mike McCafferty)

Ravi Patel ... Dr. Sunnit Bharta

David Wain ... David Wain

Constance Wu ... Pepsi Lamarr

David Mattey ... Cyborg

Victoria Ortiz ... Female Warrior

'Weird Al' Yankovic ... 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Edelyn Okano ... Melicia Farhad

Season 6, Episode 8: Koontz Is Coming

8 May 2015
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger.

Season 6, Episode 9: Sperm Bank Heist

15 May 2015
Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.

Season 6, Episode 10: Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist

22 May 2015
Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital.

Season 6, Episode 11: Me, Owen

29 May 2015
Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

Season 6, Episode 12: The 27 Club

5 June 2015
When a newspaper calls Glenn a "rock star surgeon," he worries that he'll die on his upcoming 27th birthday, like so many of his fellow rock stars before him. Meanwhile, Chief opts for a "staycation" at the hospital.

Season 6, Episode 13: Home Life of a Doctor

12 June 2015
Glenn returns to the Lower East Side of São Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner. Guest stars include Ben Feldman, Mimi Kennedy, Michael Lerner, Lindsey Kraft, David Wain, Seth Morris, Jamie Denbo and Zandy Hartig.

Season 6, Episode 14: Kick Me

19 June 2015
After years of injustice, Blake recognizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors and takes revenge.

Season 7


Season 7, Episode 1: Kids Hospital

22 January 2016
In the season premiere, fresh off being fired last season by Blake, the Childrens Hospital doctors find new jobs and intense challenges at a crosstown hospital run by the stern Dr. Kids (guest star BETSY BRANDT - Breaking Bad). Meanwhile, Blake turns to a life of crime with his no-good brother, Sir Tinklebutton (guest star PAUL SCHEER - The League).

Season 7, Episode 2: One Million Saved

29 January 2016
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

Season 7, Episode 3: Sy's Tenure

5 February 2016
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

Season 7, Episode 4: Doctor Beth

12 February 2016
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

Season 7, Episode 5: Through the Eyes of a Falcon

25 March 2016
In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed. MOLLY SHANNON (Saturday Night Live) guest stars.

Season 7, Episode 6: DOY

26 February 2016
Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

Season 7, Episode 7: By the Throat

11 March 2016
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.

Season 7, Episode 8: Childrens Horsepital

18 March 2016
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

Season 7, Episode 9: Hump Cola

8 April 2016
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

Season 7, Episode 10: The Show You Watch

19 February 2016
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.

Rob Corddry ... Flake the Clown

Erinn Hayes ... Nurse Lola Spratt / Lynn Williams

Rob Huebel ... Dr. Owen Maestro / Rob Huebel

Ken Marino ... Dr. Glenn Rosensweig / Just Falcon

Megan Mullally ... Jane Bentick-Smith

Toby Huss ... Rex Hilliard

Jennifer Lafleur ... Mother

Katie Silverman ... Sally
Jake Bevens ... Dancer

Kathryn Burns ... Dancer
Francesca Kintz ... Dancer

Melinda Sullivan ... Dancer

Alex Wong ... Dancer

Michael Cera ... Sal Viscuso (voice)

Season 7, Episode 11: Show Me a Hero

4 March 2016
When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X. Guest stars include the band X (DJ BONEBRAKE, EXENE CERVENKA, JOHN DOE and BILLY ZOOM), along with JASON ANTOON, TOM ARNOLD, DICK CAVETT, RANDALL PARK and ALAN SMYTH.

Season 7, Episode 12: Grandparents Day

1 April 2016
It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors. BARRY BOSTWICK guest stars.

Season 7, Episode 13: The Grid, Part One

15 April 2016
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.... ZANDY HARTIG, BRIAN HUSKEY and ANNE-MARIE JOHNSON guest star.

Season 7, Episode 14: The Grid, Part Two

15 April 2016


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