Frozen (I) (2010)
Parker O'Neil: Okay then, Lynch, what *is* the worst way to die?
Joe Lynch: What...
Parker O'Neil: No, no, no, you have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear?
Joe Lynch: That's easy. The Sarlacc pit.
Parker O'Neil: I'm sorry, the what?
Joe Lynch: The Sarlacc pit. From "Return of the Jedi". Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a thousand years - worst death ever.
Dan Walker: [in a mocking whiny voice] Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? Why?
Joe Lynch: [trying to pass time] What did the 14-year-old girl from New Hampshire say to her dad when she lost her virginity?
Dan Walker: Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros.
Joe Lynch: Yup.
Dan Walker: [echoing voice] You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay.
[Parker lights a cigarette and begins smoking]
[Joe sniffs, exaggerated]
Joe Lynch: Hmmm, smell that mountain air. You know what it smells like?... Cancer.
Joe Lynch: OK, what asshole couldn't get on the chair right?
Guy on Chairlift #1: What the hell?
Guy on Chairlift #2: Dude!