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"Leverage" The First David Job (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Parker: You want me to break into a secure storage facility with whatever I can scrounge up at the buffet table?

Nathan Ford: Pretty much. Yup.

Parker: Cool.

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Parker: [to David statue] Look little buddy, that's your new home!

Alec Hardison: Can you please not play with the little naked man? Please?

Parker: I'm done.

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Parker: Which conversation do you want to listen to?

Alec Hardison: That's what stereo was made for.

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[after Parker bypasses a complicated alarm system]

Alec Hardison: You did not just think about this on the way in from the van.

Parker: Some people do crosswords.

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Jim Sterling: That's the funny thing about conmen, they don't bluff.

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Eliot Spencer: Hey, Sterling! I've got a dental work with your name on it. What do you say me and you hook up so I can give it to you?

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Nathan Ford: Are we still unclear? I'm a functioning alcoholic, you know? And the trick is not to get hung up on the alcoholic but celebrate the function part of the sentence.

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Alec Hardison: Is Maggie a very good art inspector?

Nathan Ford: Yeah, she's the best.

Parker: No, no, no! We can't let your ex-wife anywhere near our little naked man!

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Sterling's henchman 2: Shouldn't we call the police?

Jim Sterling: You're fired.

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Sophie Devereaux: Michaelangelo's David. The most famous statue in the world. Sculpted between 1501 and 1504, commissioned by the city of Florence. Like all sculptors, Michaelangelo made small-scale models, or, well, what's commonly known as maquettes, first.

Nathan Ford: I... I know all this.

Alec Hardison: Ah, no, no, no. See, while you are well-versed in dead guy art, I myself am not. My entire criminal career is based on technology built after 1981. So I am riveted, quite so. Please, do go on.

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Nathan Ford: I know that voice. That's the voice you use on a mark.

Sophie Devereaux: I can think of a dozen other times an opportunity like this lands in our laps. We take it!

Nathan Ford: You don't con us. You don't con your own team.

Sophie Devereaux: You're just getting cold feet because your ex-wife could blow it for us!

Nathan Ford: Oh, Maggie... Maggie wouldn't.

Sophie Devereaux: Maggie, who works for the man who let your son die? She doesn't have a problem with that!

Nathan Ford: She doesn't know! She doesn't know that IYS and Blackpoole denied Sam's treatment.

Sophie Devereaux: How can she not know?

Nathan Ford: She doesn't know because I never told her. She pities me. Didn't you see that?

Sophie Devereaux: You're lying to her, Nate. You're not who she thinks you are.

Nathan Ford: She thinks I'm a drunk. Maybe even a criminal.

Sophie Devereaux: You're still an honest man, Nate. It's the rest of the world that's gone crooked.

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Sophie Devereaux: You honestly think that we can fool Maggie with a fake?

Nathan Ford: No. She's, uh, too smart, too experienced. When we worked together, there was nobody better.

Sophie Devereaux: A simple "no" without the cheerleading would've done.

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