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"Leverage" The First David Job (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Parker: [to David statue] Look little buddy, that's your new home!

Alec Hardison: Can you please not play with the little naked man? Please?

Parker: I'm done.

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Parker: Which conversation do you want to listen to?

Alec Hardison: That's what stereo was made for.

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Alec Hardison: Is Maggie a very good art inspector?

Nathan Ford: Yeah, she's the best.

Parker: No, no, no! We can't let your ex-wife anywhere near our little naked man!

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Sophie Devereaux: You honestly think that we can fool Maggie with a fake?

Nathan Ford: No. She's, uh, too smart, too experienced. When we worked together, there was nobody better.

Sophie Devereaux: A simple "no" without the cheerleading would've done.

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Parker: You want me to break into a secure storage facility with whatever I can scrounge up at the buffet table?

Nathan Ford: Pretty much. Yup.

Parker: Cool.

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[after Parker bypasses a complicated alarm system]

Alec Hardison: You did not just think about this on the way in from the van.

Parker: Some people do crosswords.

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Jim Sterling: That's the funny thing about conmen, they don't bluff.

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Eliot Spencer: Hey, Sterling! I've got a dental work with your name on it. What do you say me and you hook up so I can give it to you?

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Nathan Ford: Are we still unclear? I'm a functioning alcoholic, you know? And the trick is not to get hung up on the alcoholic but celebrate the function part of the sentence.

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Sterling's henchman 2: Shouldn't we call the police?

Jim Sterling: You're fired.

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