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7 Jan. 2009
Meet Brown Meadows
Brown gets way more than he bargained for as he tries to follow Pop Brown's dying wish that he "take care of the old", by opening a retirement home for seniors. Husband & wife Will and Sasha, try to help Brown, but Brown is overwhelmed when the residents of a nearby seniors home are brought to the house after a fire.
7 Jan. 2009
Meet London and the Competition
Brown has been arrested at the airport for saying "bomb" and goes to jail. While he's in jail, Sasha and Cora interview people for the handyman position. When Will comes home with Brown, he talks about his experience in jail. Another handyman, Jesus, comes by to interview, fixes things around the house and gets the job.
13 Jan. 2009
Meet the Dependents and the Divas
Carmen asks Sasha and Will to be foster parents, and we meet Brianna (15) and Joaquin (8). Will and Sasha hesitate because they are so busy with their work, but Cora offers to help by letting the kids stay at Brown's house as long as they need to. We see the first signs that Brianna is very troubled. Precocious Joaquin fits right in at the house. London and Miss Daisy have a Battle of the Divas.
14 Jan. 2009
Meet My Family
The Colonel's daughter, Karen, comes to see him. This gives Brown the idea to plan a Friends and Family day so all of the residents can have visitors. The Colonel is upset with Karen because she put him in a retirement home. She explains, her reason for doing so was because he seemed to become depressed and withdrawn from the world since the death of her mother.
21 Jan. 2009
Meet My Maker
After learning that her childhood friend has died broke and alone, Ms. Edna becomes very depressed and says she's lost the will to live. Cora is shocked and gets the residents to do a "This is Your Life" night to show Edna just how appreciated and cherished she is. Brown mistakenly thinks Jesús is gay after overhearing that Will found him "in the closet".
21 Jan. 2009
Meet the Babies
Brianna brings home a very pregnant friend who wants to take resident at Brown Meadows. Miss Daisy goes missing!
28 Jan. 2009
Meet the Dangerous and the Deadline
A former boyfriend who put Sasha in the hospital gets out of prison and Mr. Brown has till the end of the day to find a winning raffle ticket that London lost while cleaning.
28 Jan. 2009
Meet the Faithless and the Faithful
Mr. Brown hopes to put together a winning combo for a singing contest and Cora gets a visit from a friend who is having marital difficulties.
4 Feb. 2009
Meet the Truth
Brianna has been acting out a lot at school and is suspended for threatening some kids who were bullying Joaquin. Sasha, Will, and Carmen try to find out what is bothering her. Will and Carmen aren't successful, but Sasha finally uncovers Brianna's secret...Brianna reveals to Sasha that she was sexually abused by her mother's boyfriend.
4 Feb. 2009
Meet the Future
Cora and Russell have gone on several more dates. Cora is very smitten with him. London, Daisy and Edna spy on Cora and Russell whenever he comes over. Brown becomes afraid that Cora will fall in love with Russell, move away, leaving him all alone. Brown interrogates Russell, and Russell is scared away.
27 May 2009
Meet the Parents
Sasha and Will try to adopt Brianna and Joaquin *after* they have been placed in a home. Also the Colonel tells Mr. Brown the neighboring frat house is growing marijuana.
27 May 2009
Meet the Profits
Brown starts charging the residents (and Cora) for amenities around the house - and it gets WAY out of hand: pay toilet, vending machine in the kitchen, parking meters, etc. The residents plot their revenge on Brown. Meanwhile, Will feels threatened when Sasha is offered a job that pays more than he makes.
3 Jun. 2009
Meet the Class
Cora gets a job substitute teaching, thinking she'll be teaching "little angels". But she is tested when she's assigned some of the toughest students in the school. Meanwhile, Brown and London compete in a "fashion showdown" for a NY designer.
3 Jun. 2009
Meet Mommie Dearest
Brianna and Joaquin's mother (Tanya) returns from jail. She finds out Will and Sasha are planning to adopt the kids, but she's determined to get them back so she can live off the welfare checks from her kids. Meanwhile, the Colonel starts taking the "little blue pill" to improve his romantic life only for Brown to accidentally take a handful and he's up all night.
10 Jun. 2009
Meet Career Day
Will convinces Brianna to let him come to "Career Day" at her class, since her real father is in prison. She agrees, but is terribly disappointed when Will can't come because of an emergency at the hospital. Brown tries to fill in for Will, and it's...interesting. Brown decides to change his flamboyant ways, after his Career Day appearance, and acts and dresses much more conservatively.
10 Jun. 2009
Meet the Matchmaker
Will and Sasha are determined to fight Tanya, and keep her from taking the kids. Meanwhile, London and Jesus continue their love/hate relationship.
17 Jun. 2009
Meet the Cousins
Will has a lot of explaining to do when Sasha discovers photos on his cell phone from a bachelor party. Meanwhile, Mr. Brown searches his family tree and finds out that Mrs. Daisy's ancestors owned his family.
17 Jun. 2009
Meet the Body
Brown is driving everyone crazy, preparing for the arrival of a magazine reporter who's doing an article on the house. Right before the reporter arrives, Edna informs Brown that her lover has died up in her room, and the residents have to try to get rid of the body before the reporter finds out. Brianna rejects Sasha's mothering efforts, when Sasha buys her a fancy dress for the upcoming cotillion
24 Jun. 2009
Meet the Mexican
When his father visits, Jesus enlists the others to make his father believe that he is a successful lawyer with a cook, a maid and a butler. Also London is expecting a visit from her father.
24 Jun. 2009
Meet the Entrepreneur
Everyone advises Brown to market the recipe to his delicious barbecue sauce. After Joaquim interrupts an amorous encounter between Will and Sasha, Will expresses doubts about adopting to Brown - and is overheard by Brianna.
1 Jul. 2009
Meet the E.R.
Brown is winged (grazed by a bullet) while arguing over food at a restaurant. He uses guilt to get waited on hand and foot but the stress of caring for him reveals a more serious medical condition in his caretaker.
8 Jul. 2009
Meet the Secret
Brown is advised to make out a will and all is well until the Colonel infects Brown with paranoia fears about Cora killing him to inherit early. Will and Sasha learn about a secret between Joaquin and his baseball coach, Eddie.
8 Jul. 2009
Meet the Intervention
After being given a lottery ticket which happens to be a $20 winner, Brown develops lotto fever and gambles away the money for the electric bill. Abuse in Brianna's past stops her from accepting a potential boyfriend.
12 Aug. 2009
Meet the New Job
Cora is given a full-time teaching job at the high school by the attractive principal, Mr. Hughes, and is immediately challenged when troublesome Angie shows up to class, drunk. After discovering he's lost his nest egg, the Colonel has to try to get a job.
19 Aug. 2009
Meet the Cougars
Brianna is plagued with boy troubles, as her young beau falls for Sasha. Meanwhile, when Edna's date for the theater falls ill, his nephew goes out with her instead.
19 Aug. 2009
Meet the Thief
A local burglary prompts the Colonel, Will and Jesus to launch a neighborhood watch group.
26 Aug. 2009
Meet the Sweet Tooth
Sasha helps Cora lose weight; Brown convinces residents to sell candy to try to win a vacation.
26 Aug. 2009
Meet the Matrimony
Edna returns home with news that she's engaged; Will agrees to appear on a calendar at the hospital for charity.
2 Sep. 2009
Meet the Man and the Mouse
Fed up with their lack of privacy, Will and Sasha decide to move out of Brown Meadows. Brown and the Colonel go to war in the house against a mouse.
2 Sep. 2009
Meet the Real Dad
Brianna and Joaquin's dad gets out of prison, and shows up at the house. The Colonel reveals to Brown that he has fallen for Edna, and with Brown's help the Colonel makes his move.
9 Sep. 2009
Meet the Hubby
Brianna and Joaquin's dad gets out of prison, and shows up at the house. Brianna must face who her father really is, not who she's imagined him to be all these years. The Colonel reveals to Brown that he has fallen for Edna, and with Brown's help the Colonel makes his move.
9 Sep. 2009
Meet the H.B.I.C.
Cora and Sasha have a domestic power struggle when they clash over who rules the household. Elsewhere, Brown Meadows has a safety check when Brown runs an emergency-preparedness drill.
16 Sep. 2009
Meet the Troublemaker
A student who is being bullied brings a gun to Cora's classroom. London is saddened when she realizes her probation is almost over and she'll be leaving Brown Meadows.
4 Nov. 2009
Meet the Two Left Feet
An overwhelmed Sasha has a night out and comes home tipsy to Brianna's shock. Brown and the Colonel attend an art class but to Brown's surprise Colonel is the model.
16 Sep. 2009
Meet the Naked Truth
An overwhelmed Sasha has a night out and comes home tipsy to Brianna's shock. Brown and the Colonel attend an art class but to Brown's surprise Colonel is the model.
4 Nov. 2009
Meet the Lessons
Will has a secret: He takes hush-hush salsa-dancing lessons in an effort to take Sasha out to a party, but Sasha suspects he's spending the time cheating on her. Meanwhile, the Colonel and Edna hope to leave Brown Meadows and move in together elsewhere.
11 Nov. 2009
Meet the Disorderly
Simone is attacked by one of the frat boys at a party; Brown decides to fire Jesus to save money.
11 Nov. 2009
Meet the Mom
When Will falls ill, his mother (Jenifer Lewis) arrives, but her old-school, Southern-style remedies are a bitter pill to swallow for Sasha. And Daisy goes missing, a development made more serious considering her declining mental state.
18 Nov. 2009
Meet the Great Guy
Accusations of blame are directed at Will when Joaquin's ex-baseball coach dies on his operating table. Meanwhile, gym teacher Reggie (Maurice G. Jones) sets out to woo Cora, but Brown doesn't feel Reggie makes the grade.
18 Nov. 2009
Meet the Saboteurs
Will faces a board hearing at the hospital. Mr. Brown and Cora try reverse psychology on each other regarding Cora's relationship with Reggie.
25 Nov. 2009
Meet the Couch Potato
When Will is suspended from work, his wife can't get him off the couch.
2 Dec. 2009
Meet Mr. Wrong
Decades since they last saw each other, Daisy's cousin Lorraine comes to visit. Cora feels Reggie treats her like a servant.
9 Dec. 2009
Meet the Christmas Spirit
Brown and Curtis battle over who gets to play Santa as they put on a Christmas play for the children at the hospital. Meanwhile, Joaquin befriends a young boy who is sick.
16 Dec. 2009
Meet the Mom Again
Will's mother (Jenifer Lewis) arrives to spread cheer to her son---but she shows up with his former fiancée. Meanwhile, Brianna is cast in the role of a parent as part of a school assignment.
16 Dec. 2009
Meet the Lovers
A fellow doctor makes a pass at Sasha and threatens to lie about Will who is on suspension if she does not keep quiet. Brown gets a temporary job as a security guard / hall monitor at the school where Cora teaches.
23 Dec. 2009
Meet the Tension
Edna breaks off her engagement to the Colonel and returns to the house. In the meantime, a reinstated Will plans a celebration dinner and invites Troy (Richard F. Whiten), upsetting Sasha.
1 Jul. 2009
Meet the Ex
Will's gorgeous (and very free-spirited) socialite ex-girlfriend shows up as a donor for a charity benefit that he is chairing. Sasha is jealous of her, until she realizes who Lynn is really attracted to...Sasha. Edna is considering plastic surgery, so London steps in and convinces her and the ladies to throw a "Botox Party".
12 Aug. 2009
Meet the Gold Digger
Brown meets his soul mate, but she may be after more than his heart. Brianna gets arrested for shoplifting at the mall.
30 Dec. 2009
Meet the Adoption
Tanya (Tasha Smith) wins custody of Brianna and Joaquin---but she may be in over her head. And Brown must face the music when he breaks Edna's record player
30 Dec. 2009
Meet the Liar
Tanya (Tasha Smith) seeks Cora's help; Brown has a quarantine quandary when he gets stuck in detainment at the hospital with Derek and Renee.

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