Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Bill Stone: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!
Rod: Man, that was a good movie! An Inconvenient Truth!
Rick: That is it, I'm getting myself a car that's environmentally friendly.
Tree Hugger: I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!
Ramsey: I'm just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance?
Ramsey: Hey look, a fishing rod! I can go catch some fish!
TV Anchor: And many have died from starvation, due to the difficulty of finding enough food, such as seals.
Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.
Ramsey: [while in bed with Becky] Man, this is gonna be fun.
Waitress: Here's the menu.
Rod: Thank you.
Waitress: I'll be right back with you.
Tree Hugger: Enjoy, and appreciate these trees while you can!
Nathalie: [on the phone with Rod] Yeah, it was nice meeting you.
Rod: So, how's your day?
Nathalie: My day's going well, how's yours?
Rod: Great. I made a big sale today.
Nathalie: Good, fantastic!
Nathalie: I closed a big job offer today at Victoria's Secret.
Rod: Wow, congratulations! I think you'll look great in those lingerie.
Rod: [pumps his fists in the air] Woo hoo!
Ramsey: What's with all the noise?
Rod: Caught the big fish.
Ramsey: Yeah? How big was the sale?
Rod: One million dollars.
Ramsey: Awesome, man!
[He and Rod high-five each other]
Nathalie: It was nice talking to you. I should really get going, I'm going to get to my friends and my mom. So... Was good talking to you!
Robert Perkins: Guys, this is revolutionary green tech. Contingent upon agreement on our term sheets, we're gonna fund you.
Nathalie: Uh, what do you like to do for fun?
Rod: Watch football. Especially the 49ers. Also, part-times
Rod: Eagles fan. Aaaand a little exercise. Tennis. How 'bout you?
Ramsey: [thrusting his elbows in a suggestive manner] A day without sex... is a day wasted, man!