Edit
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) Poster

Quotes

Bill Stone: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!

Ramsey: Where's Becky?

Rod: She's taking a shit. Nathalie is watching her back.

Rod: Man, that was a good movie! An Inconvenient Truth!

Rick: That is it, I'm getting myself a car that's environmentally friendly.

Rod: Hey, look! There's an old guy on the bridge!

Tree Hugger: I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!

Ramsey: I'm just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance?

Ramsey: Hey look, a fishing rod! I can go catch some fish!

TV Anchor: And many have died from starvation, due to the difficulty of finding enough food, such as seals.

Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.

8 of 8 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Ramsey: [while in bed with Becky] Man, this is gonna be fun.

8 of 8 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Rod: Oh, lovers on the moon.

Nathalie: Yeah.

8 of 8 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

RodWaitress: [first lines]

Rod: Hi.

Waitress: Hi.

Waitress: Here's the menu.

Rod: Thank you.

Waitress: I'll be right back with you.

Tree Hugger: Enjoy, and appreciate these trees while you can!

7 of 7 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Nathalie: I think you're the one.

Rod: Are you sure?

7 of 7 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Nathalie: [on the phone with Rod] Yeah, it was nice meeting you.

Rod: So, how's your day?

Nathalie: My day's going well, how's yours?

Rod: Great. I made a big sale today.

Nathalie: Good, fantastic!

Rod: Thanks.

Nathalie: I closed a big job offer today at Victoria's Secret.

Rod: Wow, congratulations! I think you'll look great in those lingerie.

7 of 7 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Rod: [pumps his fists in the air] Woo hoo!

Ramsey: What's with all the noise?

Rod: Caught the big fish.

Ramsey: Yeah? How big was the sale?

Rod: One million dollars.

Ramsey: Awesome, man!

[He and Rod high-five each other]

6 of 6 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Nathalie: It was nice talking to you. I should really get going, I'm going to get to my friends and my mom. So... Was good talking to you!

4 of 4 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Rod: You should have a back-up pan

[sic]

4 of 4 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Robert Perkins: Guys, this is revolutionary green tech. Contingent upon agreement on our term sheets, we're gonna fund you.

Rod: Awesome!

5 of 6 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Nathalie: Uh, what do you like to do for fun?

Rod: Watch football. Especially the 49ers. Also, part-times

[sic]

Rod: Eagles fan. Aaaand a little exercise. Tennis. How 'bout you?

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Ramsey: [thrusting his elbows in a suggestive manner] A day without sex... is a day wasted, man!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Nathalie: [bending down to look at some dead birds on the beach] Look at these birds! I wonder how they died like that!

Rod: Stop, don't touch it! It may be infectious!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page