Rugrats (TV Series)

Murmur on the Ornery Express (2002)

Dan Castellaneta: Jonathan, Train Conductor, Head Detective

Quotes 

• [the train screeches to a stop] 

  Didi Pickles : Is everyone all right?

  Minka Kropotkin : A comfortable ride this isn't!

  Boris Kropotkin : Oy! Eh, my hip!

  Lou Pickles : That *Dwayne* probably had something to do with this!

  Conductor : Not to worry! Some babies got to the emergency brake!

  Didi Pickles , Kira Finster , Betty DeVille : *Babies*?

• [the grown-ups follow the babies into the cargo van; a phone rings and a shadow looms over them from behind stacked crates] 

  Jonathan : [answers his phone and steps out into the light]  Yes, Charlotte, I'm all over it.

  Didi Pickles , Kira Finster , Stu Pickles , Charles "Chas" Finster , Drew Pickles , Howard DeVille : [gasp]  Jonathan?

  [Jonathan wears a trench coat and Fedora] 

  Jonathan : Charlotte made me come and hide in the train so she could get work done.

  [Drew and Stu turn to face Charlotte] 

  Charlotte Pickles : So I'd have more time, uh, for the family!

  [shows documents] 

  Charlotte Pickles : By the way, I have a new draft.