Rugrats (TV Series)
Murmur on the Ornery Express (2002)
Michael Bell: Chas Finster, Drew Pickles, Boris Kropotkin
Quotes
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[the train screeches to a stop]
Didi Pickles : Is everyone all right?
Minka Kropotkin : A comfortable ride this isn't!
Boris Kropotkin : Oy! Eh, my hip!
Lou Pickles : That *Dwayne* probably had something to do with this!
Conductor : Not to worry! Some babies got to the emergency brake!
Didi Pickles , Kira Finster , Betty DeVille : *Babies*?
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Minka Kropotkin : That was a nice visit. Now, back on the train!
Stu Pickles : [cradles a sleeping Dil] For another... eighteen... hours.
Charles "Chas" Finster : [takes Kira's photo] That rubber band sure was *huge*!
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[Stu and Drew are locked out on the rear platform at the end of the train; they try to open the door, but can't]
Drew Pickles : Great! Now we're stuck out here, and it's your fault!
Stu Pickles : There's gotta be a way off this thing! Maybe we can shimmy down a couple of cars till we find an open window!
[they peer over the railing and look towards the front of the train]
Drew Pickles : I guess it looks safe! You first!
[Stu nervously climbs over the railing and hangs dangerously off the roof with the ground racing beneath him]
Stu Pickles : This is safe. Totally safe.
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[the train comes out of a tunnel]
Chuckie Finster : Don't be scared, Wawa. I'm here.
[Wawa's gone]
Chuckie Finster : Wawa? *Where's Wawa*?
[cut to Minka]
Minka Kropotkin : Aye-yai-yai! My necklace! It's gone!
Kira Finster : You were robbed?
Didi Pickles : It was *stolen*?
Minka Kropotkin : It happened in the dark!
Boris Kropotkin : [shrugs] You probably left it at home, on the TV!
[crosses his arms]
Betty DeVille : Oh, no! She was wearing those rocks plain as day!
Charles "Chas" Finster : [looks at his newspaper] Another victim of... the train robber.
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[the grown-ups follow the babies into the cargo van; a phone rings and a shadow looms over them from behind stacked crates]
Jonathan : [answers his phone and steps out into the light] Yes, Charlotte, I'm all over it.
Didi Pickles , Kira Finster , Stu Pickles , Charles "Chas" Finster , Drew Pickles , Howard DeVille : [gasp] Jonathan?
[Jonathan wears a trench coat and Fedora]
Jonathan : Charlotte made me come and hide in the train so she could get work done.
[Drew and Stu turn to face Charlotte]
Charlotte Pickles : So I'd have more time, uh, for the family!
[shows documents]
Charlotte Pickles : By the way, I have a new draft.