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Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) Poster

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Meryl Morgan: Actually, I'm a member of PETA. "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals."

Emma Wheeler: So am I. Except mines "People for Eating Tasty Animals."

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Emma Wheeler: Here you go. Sunny-side eggs with bacon, sausage with bacon, home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy. Can I get you anything else?

Paul Morgan: No, thanks. Just the angiogram.

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Emma Wheeler: [on horseback, pointing a gun at the killer. Who's about to shoot Paul Morgan] Hey, I've got plenty of room on my wall for another head.

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Earl Granger: You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea-drinker?

Paul Morgan: You know what I did to the last man who called me that? I stole his crumpet.

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Paul Morgan: Luckily I called ahead and got us a table by the mayonnaise.

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Adam Feller: Did you hear about the Morgans?

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Meryl Morgan: You could've been killed!

Paul Morgan: I am just deeply touched that, that would of bothered you.

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Paul Morgan: I love you Meryl. If you are in fact Meryl, I can't really see.

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U.S. Marshal Henderson: In the meantime, we'll put you in a temporary spot until we can find a more permanent spot.

Meryl Morgan: What do you mean by "permanent"?

U.S. Marshal Henderson: I don't mean permanent. I mean official site.

Meryl Morgan: Yeah, but you said permanent. So if you don't catch this guy, then the official site becomes the permanent site?

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Meryl Morgan: I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag our personal problems into this, but at this exact moment, I can't commit to spending the rest of my life with my husband.

U.S. Marshal King: I know exactly how you feel.

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Meryl Morgan: Now that we're on the jet, can you tell us where we're going?

U.S. Marshal Henderson: Ray, Wyoming.

Paul Morgan: Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming?

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Meryl Morgan: I've never been to a Bargain Barn.

Clay Wheeler: Are you pulling my leg?

Paul Morgan: They don't have them in New York.

Clay Wheeler: What's that got to do with anything?

Meryl Morgan: Well, that's why I've never been to one.

Clay Wheeler: I'm still not following you.

Meryl Morgan: They don't have Bargain Barns in New York, so that's why I've never been to one.

Paul Morgan: We've also never been to one in Chicago, which is where we're from.

Clay Wheeler: Oh. I see.

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Meryl Morgan: I thought Disneyland was the friendliest place on Earth.

Paul Morgan: No, no, no. Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Ray is the friendliest place. People probably get them confused all the time.

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Meryl Morgan: Can you please stop being so agreeable, please?

Paul Morgan: Whatever you say.

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[about Meryl and Paul's arguing]

Clay Wheeler: These two are worse than Vito the Butcher.

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Meryl Morgan: Oh my god! I'm out of bullets!

Paul Morgan: Something I never expected to hear you say!

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