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"Dead Set" Episode #1.3 (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Mini-Series)

(2008)

Quotes

Veronica: [Looking at Zombie Angel in the pool] Quite stupid, ain't they?

Space: Not the brightest bunch... can't even get out the side...

Marky: Don't know they're dead...

Joplin: Good old British public...

Kelly: Yeah... you're right... you're all right; they're thick as shit. So as long as we're still breathing, we're smarter than them. And that's why we're gonna beat 'em.

[Kelly shoots the zombie Angel in the head]

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Veronica: Right, then, focus.

Joplin: Er, yes, I'm trying to focus! Okay, I'm, I'm trying to visualise...

Veronica: Fuck that! Just make sure you pin his head down under that, cover his teeth!

Joplin: And what if he gets loose?

Veronica: Well do it right and he won't!

Joplin: Yeah, but *what* if he does?

Veronica: Well, then he'll probably kill us! What do you want me to say? Stop being a nine year old!

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Pippa: Aw, my god! You're no gonnae be sick...?

Patrick: [Heads to the waste bin and begins to pull down his trousers] Nope...

Pippa: Aw no! You're no doing that in here! Aw no! It's horrible! Aw! I hate you! I hate you! God!

[Patrick defecates into the waste bin while Pippa cries]

Pippa: Aw! That's disgusting!

Patrick: Shut up!

Pippa: I hate you!

Patrick: Shut up!

Pippa: God!

Patrick: Just... shut up!

Pippa: Disgusting...!

Patrick: Pass me a napkin... There's a napkin by, pass me that fucking napkin, NOW!

Pippa: Fuckin' take it!

[Patrick cleans himself up]

Pippa: I don't like this...

Patrick: Glad you applied?

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Dennis: [Shoots Bob after he is bitten by a Zombie] I had to do that! There's nothing else you can do for a bite! You die, you come back as one of them! That's how it works and it works fucking fast!

Space: Alright! Just put that thing down!

Dennis: If you lot hadn't been pissing around in the first place! The advice was to stay indoors! Or don't you watch telly?

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Kelly: Oven chips?

Marky: They're essential.

Kelly: So what if there's a power cut? You gonna eat them frozen?

Marky: Eh... if there's a power cut they'll defrost.

Kelly: What, and you'll eat them cold and mushy?

Marky: Wouldn't be the first time...

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Veronica: [whilst showering naked while Joplin watches her through the one-sided mirrors] I know you're there, Joplin. I mean, you should've just asked me for a quick flash. 'Cos its the end of the world and I might of felt sorry for ya. But you didn't. Which is a shame. 'Cos what you're doing is a bit creepy, innit?

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Joplin: Veronica...?

Veronica: Yeah?

Joplin: Would you like a cup of tea?

Veronica: Alright, thanks...

Joplin: Sorry... is that "alright, thanks" as in you would like one, or, er, "I'm alright thanks, I wouldn't"?

Veronica: Second one!

Joplin: Sorry, is, is...

Veronica: I *don't* want one!

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Bob: Have you got somewhere to hole up?

Space: Where'd you think?

Bob: What? The Big Brother house? 'Ere, is that... um... Veronica still there?

Space: Yeah.

Bob: Oi, mate... she is *well* fit...

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Bob: So what we gonna do with him, Den?

Dennis: Not made my mind up, yet, Bob...

Bob: Hang on, you're that, you're that fella off Big Brother, ain't ya? Yeah, na, na, it is, he's that sort of black one, y'know?

Dennis: I dunno, don't watch it.

Bob: Y'know you're shorter in real life?

Dennis: Well, he's on his knees, ain't he, Bob?

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Marky: No way! No way! Check that out! I'm only on the front cover of Heat! "Rubbish in bed"? What the... "desperate fumble"...? What a loada... they don't half get a loada shit in that magazine, Heat! "Shit in bed"? I'm mint in bed! "Not as funny as he thinks"? I'm well funny!

Kelly: Okay!

Marky: Erm... don't mention that to anybody when we get back to the house...

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Riq: Oh, good! It's the Big Brother Live Feed. They must of evacuated the studio...

Alex: [sarcastically] Hurrah!

Riq: My girlfriend works there!

Alex: On *that*?

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Alex: [Riq turns on the TV and tries all the channels] TV went down the first night.

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