Corner Gas (TV Series)

Meat Wave (2008)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• Wanda Dollard : [about the virtual pet she's revived]  He's still Darren, he's just a new Darren. Like on Bewitched.

• Pet Man : We were here this morning, and we think we left a little virtual pet toy here. Have you seen it?

  Lacey Burrows : Um, no.

  [laughs nervously] 

  Lacey Burrows : No. Wanda? Have you seen a virtual, um, er... what do you call it?

  Pet Man : Pet.

  Wanda Dollard : Oh, is it kinda like a blue key-chain thing?

  Pet Man : Yes.

  Wanda Dollard : Haven't seen it.

  Josh the Cook : [coming out of the kitchen]  Here it is.

  Lacey Burrows : Thanks, Josh.

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah, thanks, Josh.

• [first lines] 

  Hank Yarbo : [Hank enters cold gas station from hot outside]  Jeez Brent, it's like the hottest day on record out there and in here you got it colder than a witch's mitt!

  Brent Leroy : That's not how that... never mind. It's not that cold - I just like it brisk and refreshing. Wanda doesn't mind, right?

  Wanda Dollard : [dressed in gloves, scarf, hooded parka and hat]  No, I'm good.

  Hank Yarbo : Where's the thermometer? It's gotta be minus 5 in here - minus 10 with the wind chill if the fan was on.

  Brent Leroy : It's not below zero.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh really? Then why's this juice box frozen solid?

  [Smashes juice box on counter, liquid sprays out] 

  Brent Leroy : The only thing below zero is your IQ. Wanda, you want to get a mop and clean this up?

  Wanda Dollard : No, I'm good.

• Wanda Dollard : [about Darren]  He was a big, fat, happy horse-dog.