- Jemaine: Our check for the phone bill bounced. Says here, in our bank statement, that our account was short... By $2... and 79 cents... How much was that cup again?
- Bret: 2.79.
- Jemaine: [smugly] Oh? That's quite interesting, isn't it?... Well, because our check bounced we got charged a $30 overdraft fee. Which made our gas bill bounce.
- Bret: Yep, that's boring, man
- Jemaine: Yes, but the point is because of your $2.79 spending spree, we now owe $60, and our phone and gas are gonna be cut off.
- Bret: [Not listening] Interesting.
- [All of the lights go out]
- Bret: Ah. We got a letter from the electricity company.
- Jemaine: What did it say...?
- Bret: ...I didn't read it.
- Murray Hewitt: Bret, you should have a guitar.
- Bret: I sold it to pay the bills.
- Murray Hewitt: You can't go on like that! Won't it sound weird with just the big guitar that Jemaine plays?
- Jemaine: Bass. It's called a bass guitar.
- Murray Hewitt: Well, I call it the '"Dad guitar" 'cause it's more like
- [deep voice]
- Murray Hewitt: "Da da da da - I'm your Dad. Hey Murray, get into the shed and get the mower and do the lawns - de de de." You need Bret's "Mum guitar" to add the beautiful tones.
- [high voice]
- Murray Hewitt: "Come on, darling, Murray's okay. Why you get home so late, Gordon?"
- [deep voice]
- Murray Hewitt: "I was just havin' a few beers."
- Bret: It'll sound fine.
- Murray Hewitt: It won't sound fine, Bret, you've got no guitar!
- [Bret plays his air guitar]
- Murray Hewitt: I can hardly hear it! You'd have to be deaf to hear that.