Halloween II (2009)
Laurie Strode: [Yelling outside her house, drunk] Hey, world! Guess what. I'm Michael Myers' sister! I'm so fucked!
Sheriff Lee Brackett: Man was meant to eat meat. We, all of us, have a little bit caveman in us.
Annie Brackett: What the fuck! Andy, are you seriously planning on standing out here all night? This is ridiculous!
Deputy Webb: Hey, Annie, I just do what the boss tells me.
Annie Brackett: Well, I'm the boss... of the boss, and I say move your shitbox over there, Kojak, okay? And don't make a federal case out of it, turn off the goddamn gumballs.
Deputy Webb: I'll do what I gotta do.
Annie Brackett: Wha...
Annie Brackett: ...what the fuck are YOU gonna do, jackhole?
Annie Brackett: Look at me. What is going on? Let me just call my dad, okay? We can talk to him.
Laurie Strode: You know what? I have a message for your dad. Tell him that Angel says "fuck you"!
Annie Brackett: Who is Angel? Laurie!
Weird Al Yankovic: I'm a little confused. Are we talking about the "Austin Powers" Mike Myers or is this someone else?
Coroner Hooks: Six guys to lift one stiff. That's one for the books.
Deborah Myers: You know who I am, Angel. Now, repeat after me: I love you, Mommy.
[Laurie being held down by young Michael in her mind]
Deborah Myers: I LOVE you, Mommy.
Laurie Strode: [Laurie stops struggling and whispers... ] I love you, Mommy.
Annie Brackett: Want some egg whites?
Sheriff Lee Brackett: Oh, no. I think I'm gonna get me one of them sticky buns on the way in.
Annie Brackett: Oh, that's great. Pastry for breakfast. Seriously, 500 calories of sugar and shit.
Sheriff Lee Brackett: I know it. I know it.
Deborah Myers: We're done waiting. Only a river of blood can bring us back together. It's up to you. It's always been up to you, Michael.
Laurie Strode: [walking around the hospital] I-I need something for my head!
Laurie Strode: [yells out] HELLO?
Wolfie: What are you supposed to be? A sexy vampire?
Harley David: I'm a chick who's dressed up as a dude who wants to be a chick.
Wolfie: But you are a chick, though, right?
Harley David: Why don't you put your hands down my pants and find out, Wolfman.
Wolfie: At this point I don't really care. But seriously, you have a vagina?