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Machete Joe (2010)

R  |   |  Horror  |  29 January 2010 (USA)
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A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script... See full summary »

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A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script, at a remote castle in the desert, getting through the first night becomes a nightmare. As their egos begin to surface so do the dead bodies. Written by Gordon Greene

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Rated R for bloody violence including rape, and some language

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Paul Campbell spent eight to nine hours every day in the make-up chair for his part as the disfigured killer Machete Joe. See more »

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My Confessional
Written by Chris Cano
Performed by Siva Noir
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24 October 2012 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

this movie is the worst movie you can ever watch the only reason i'm sure some reviews give 10 as a rating it's because it's an almost all black casting and let me tell you they took the worst of all the black actors that are out there they act worse than samuel L. jackson in "snakes on a plane" and that's pretty hard to beat and the movie is even worse than "snakes on a plane" and the 3.1 rating is completely false no one can watch this movie and think it's good the story is bad the actors are bad the SFX are bad the camera work is bad damn they most of meant -3.1 stars that would make more sense if that's the best movie an almost all black casting and probably crew can make please don't do it again you make the wayans bros look bad

if you want to lose an hour and a half of your life go buy a bottle of prune juice you'll have a better time with that than watching this shflickt


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