Cyprien (2009)Director:David Charhon |
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Cyprien (2009)Director:David Charhon |
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Cyprien /
Jack Price
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Léa Drucker | ... |
Héléna
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Laurent Stocker | ... |
Stanislas Wagner
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Vincent Desagnat | ... |
Kiki
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Elisa Tovati | ... |
Aurore Diamentis
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Élise Otzenberger | ... |
Emmanuelle
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| Mouloud Achour | ... |
Juju
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Jean-Michel Lahmi | ... |
Godzilla
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| Julie De Bona | ... |
Amandine
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| Cécile Breccia | ... |
Gina McQueen
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Odile Vuillemin | ... |
Sidonie
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Maxime Motte | ... |
Maxime
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Stéphane Custers | ... |
Erwan
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| Catherine Deneuve | ... |
Vivianne Wagner
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Marianne Borgo | ... |
La convive
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Zero concept feature from popular French comic, Elie Semoun. A spotty geek is transformed into ravishing sex god whenever he applies a certain perfume. He gets the girl of his dreams, the girl next door and few more besides. The perfume comes to him after replying to a spam offering to fulfill his wildest dream. The magic is never explained and the perfume comes free; no selling of soul to devil necessary. The problem being that he is transformed into a bewigged 70's throw-back complete with cheap Elvis shades. And no-one, not even the girl-next-door character, spots the transformation. Even if you buy into this worn-out device there is no hint of originality, wit or truth in any of the proceedings. The production values are cheap - several shots are completely out of focus - and the presence of Catherine Deneuve - Why, oh why did she agree to be in this? - does little to alleviate the boredom. How did a scenario this lame ever get the green light?