Big Mouth (TV Series)

Poop Madness (2020)

Maya Rudolph: Connie the Hormone Monstress

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Quotes 

• Connie : My first kiss was with a troll named Myron. He had a flat ass and buck teeth. He could eat me out through a tennis racket. We dated for eight years... I should call him.

• Andrew Glouberman : Hey, Soup, you wanna be funny? Show us your tiny prick!

  [campers laughing out loud when Nick was shocked] 

  Jessi Glaser : Jesus, Andrew. What is your problem?

  Andrew Glouberman : [strictly]  Read the tea leaves, honey. That bowl of soup fucked my wife!

  Jessi Glaser : [walks away]  I think I'm gonna switch seats.

  Connie : Let your GUARD down, Nicky. Be Vulnerable! People like that.

  Nick Birch : [to the audience]  Hey guys, maybe comedy's not what you're looking for tonight. Maybe I'll try something a little bit different.

  Nick Birch : [singing and playing guitar]  Hey, Mr. Man. What about me? Am I a bowl of soup or a human being? Cause when I look in the mirror, I'll tell you what I see.

  Andrew Glouberman : [interrupting]  He's sees soup! Cause he's a big fat bowl of fucking soup, the idiot!

  Seth Goldberg : [when people were bullying Nick]  That's a good joke!

  Boy with glasses : Stinky-ass bitch!

• Nick Birch : Why are you all so mean? And why is Berman still here if his brother's dead? He should be home with his family!

  [the campers were gasping] 

  Berman : My mom said Eli would've wanted me to finish out the summer.

  Seth Goldberg : [crowd booing to Nick]  Now he's crying.

  Andrew Glouberman : Get off the stage, Soup!

  Connie : RUN, sugar! RUN INTO THE WOODS!

  Jessi Glaser : [when Nick runs away crying]  Oh, Nick.