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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008) Poster

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Jack Cucchiaio: This lunatic has been attacking me all night, he's just broken into my house, and I need a squad car here right now... Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous... but, he's got - a spoon- b-but it hurts like hell, and - hello? Hello?... Fuck.

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Narrator: Some murders takes seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now, this murder... takes years.

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Narrator: Can you endure 20,000 spoonfuls of terror?

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Jack Cucchiaio: Get out of my house! What the fuck is wrong with you?

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The Doctor: I'm sorry Jack, but there's just no way to determine that these wounds aren't self-inflicted.

Jack Cucchiaio: They are not self-inflicted!

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