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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.

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Jack Cucchiaio
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The Ginosaji
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The Doctor (as Mike Kacey)
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The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.

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It will kill you. Even if it takes the rest of your life.

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Short | Comedy | Horror

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18 September 2008 (USA)  »

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A szörnyen lassú gyilkos a rendkívül eredménytelen fegyverrel  »

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A 22 day shoot, with all locations in California. See more »

Goofs

At 05:41. the Ginosaji breaks Jack's tooth with his spoon. At 05:53 the camera zooms in on Jack's open mouth, and all his teeth are visible including his lost tooth. See more »

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[first lines]
Narrator: Some murders takes seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now, this murder... takes years.
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Spoofs Psycho (1960) See more »

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7 March 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I saw this incredibly hilarious short film today at the LA comedy shorts festival and it was the best of the day! The concept was perfect, the spoofy-ness of it was extremely funny and so were all the other jokes.

After watching it, my friend and I got to talk with the director and actors and we had a blast because they were very nice and their movie kicked ass.

I would love for this to be a full length picture someday, I simply couldn't get enough of it. I even saw that the director of it was wearing a T-shirt for this film and I wanted it! Great job to all of the folks involved with this film, keep it up and please make this full-length someday!


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