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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

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The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.

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Jack Cucchiaio
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The Ginosaji
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The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.

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It will kill you. Even if it takes the rest of your life.

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Short | Comedy | Horror

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18 September 2008 (USA)  »

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A szörnyen lassú gyilkos a rendkívül eredménytelen fegyverrel  »

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Named the Best Short Film of 2009 by Rue Morgue Magazine. See more »

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At 05:41. the Ginosaji breaks Jack's tooth with his spoon. At 05:53 the camera zooms in on Jack's open mouth, and all his teeth are visible including his lost tooth. See more »

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[first lines]
Narrator: Some murders takes seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now, this murder... takes years.
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Spoofs Psycho (1960) See more »

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Funniest!
28 October 2008 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I saw this short at Fantastic Fest, and me and a friend of mine could not stop laughing. And did not until the end of the next short, which was a bit rude I suppose, but we couldn't help it. The concept reminded me of the Family Guy system of joke, in which you beat it to death (literally) until it's funny again...only in this, they go further than anything I've ever seen with that concept, and it just keeps getting funnier as they come up crazier scenarios that would obviously have to take place over the course of a 10 year murder.

If you are anywhere and this is playing. You need to make it a priority.

I need a copy of it!


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