"King of the Hill" What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis (TV Episode 2009) - Johnny Hardwick as Dale Gribble

Dale : You want to keep Buck Strickland away from his bastard son. Admit it, Hank, you're jealous. You want to be the bastard son Buck thought he never had but apparently did.

Hank Hill : That's ridiculous. Why would I want to be Buck's son, when I'm his assistant manager?

Dale : Translation: love me, daddy!
Dale : [to Hank at the bar] Long Island ice tea? I can't believe those words came out of your mouth. Or did you point at the menu? Tell me how it all went down.

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble