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The Telling (2009)

In this horror anthology film, three girls pledge the most popular - and cruelest - sorority on campus. For their final task, they must tell the scariest story they know. Containing three ... See full summary »

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Amber (segment "Sorority Sisters") (as Lola La Belle)
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Roxy (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Brianna's Mom (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Greg (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Megan (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Brittney (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Tiffany (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Brandi (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Haley (segment "Sorority Sisters") (as Jean-Louise O'Sullivan)
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Phoebe (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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Officer Embers
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Tonya (segment "Sorority Sisters")
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In this horror anthology film, three girls pledge the most popular - and cruelest - sorority on campus. For their final task, they must tell the scariest story they know. Containing three distinct stories - one featuring a murderous doll, one a has-been actress and her run in with a film crew of the undead and, finally, a hunt-and-kill fright-fest. The tales inspire someone at the sorority to commit their own murders. Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for language, violence and some nudity | See all certifications »

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In the end credits: "[...] any similarity to actual persons, living, dead or undead, is purely coincidental." See more »

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Referenced in The Girls Next Door: Fangs for the Mammaries (2009) See more »

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Let Me See Your Underwear
Written by Paolo Cilione and Claudio Camaione
Performed by Blow-Up
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Retelling a cliché
19 April 2009 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I did not have very high hopes for this film. A horror movie from the Playboy mansion? I think most people probably suspect that Playboy bunnies do not make great actresses, and indeed they do not. They are great at posing and pouting, but pretending to laugh, is sadly beyond their reach (though this might be due to having been pawed at by a 127 year old Hugh Hefner, as that would stop most people from even cracking a smile).

So if you disregard the acting, which ranges from poor to abysmal, you will have heard the stories again and again since childhood. In fact, most Halloween specials have told these stories, and often told them better. So here goes: To gain membership in a Sorority populated by plastic women in their late 20ies and early (?) 30ies (who, at least at one point, are amusingly Borg-like), three pledges must tell a scary story each. Seem familiar yet?

The first story involves an evil doll, the second a creepy castle in Transsylvania and in the third, three babysitters (ok, they're not actually babysitters, but they might as well be to make the cliché complete) get creepy phone calls.

This is far from the worst film I've seen (that honour still belongs to Unearthed), and sadly, it is not so-bad-it's-good either. Overall, I think it deserves a 3/10, because it did manage to hold my attention till the end and because it did give me a chuckle or two. However, it must be said, it is not even remotely scary. Nor is it sexy. Apparently, there is 1 blink-and-you'll-miss-it topless scene, but I blinked, so I missed it.


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