When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship cause him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.
A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.
While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding.
In Glenview, Ohio, Evan is the manager of the Costco department store and married to Abby. When the Costco night watchman, Antonio Guzman, is mysteriously murdered, Evan organizes The Neighborhood Watch, a watch team with his suburban neighbors Bob, Franklin and Jamarcus to protect the neighborhood and find the killer of Antonio. Soon they discover that the murderer is an alien that is preparing to invade Earth, and they become the last hope of mankind on Earth. Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
After finding out about the invasion, Bob loads a pistol and Franklin says "nice 10mm Beretta." There is no such thing as a 10mm Beretta. See more »
Here's the best case scenario: he's a lonely old man, he wants to waltz, he wants to listen to some of the old songs from his childhood. Worst case scenario: you're getting fucked in the ass.
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The reason why a film like The Watch falls flat on its face is because it thinks that just because that there's cursing, it's funny... It's not funny. It was never funny, and I personally think that it was intentionally trying to drill this "hilarious" thought into our minds. The most cursing I've ever seen in a film and most of it didn't make sense at all. I just wasted two hours on a movie I should have never seen to begin with. The talent in this film was completely wasted. Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn haven't made a decent film since 2005, so there's no use to talk about them. Jonah Hill and that Richard Ayoade were the talent that was squandered in this film. The least I can say was that Ayoade was likable. All of the others were filthy mouthed selfish perverts who had no decency or intelligence to steer the movie in the right direction. Personally, judging from the score above is how I can never recommend this movie to you. You're welcome.
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