Skeleton Crew (Video 2009) |
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Skeleton Crew (Video 2009) |
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Rita Suomalainen | ... |
Lisa
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Steve Porter | ... |
Steven /
The Auteur /
Sanders
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Anna Alkiomaa | ... |
Anna
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Jonathan Rankle | ... |
Darius
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Jani Lahtinen | ... |
Klasu
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Ville Arasalo | ... |
Erno
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David Yoken | ... |
Bruce /
Dr. Andersson
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Riikka Niemi | ... |
Mari
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John J. Lenick | ... |
Mike
(as John Lenick)
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Ramo Kalupala | ... |
Pete
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Eija Koskimaa | ... |
Nurse 1
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Jukka Toivonen | ... |
Nurse 2
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Wiley Cousins | ... |
Jerry
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The Auteur in snuff films
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Karoliina Blackburn | ... |
Nurse in snuff films
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Utterly dreadful. A pitiful slasher with no redeeming qualities. Drags on and on like a train wreck in slow motion and the acting is not camp, it's just plain bad. What is so unforgivable about this movie is that with all the ingredients: a derelict asylum and a lunatic movie director making snuff movies on the fly, its difficult to see how the makers could fail to make at least a halfway decent horror film. This one misses the mark by a mile. Spurious sex scenes and tiresome adolescent remarks about mainstream slashers such as Saw and Hostel weigh this plodding mess down even more. Only good as a cure for insomnia.