18 Year Old Virgin (2009 Video)
Penis: Katie! Come closer. Yes, Katie.
Katie Powers: Mister Mushroom?
Penis: Oui, Katie, my love. Kiss me.
Katie Powers: No.
Penis: Oh, Katie, please. It's for your own good. Katie, do you know why it is that men do not notice you? It's because you lack a certain je ne sais quoi that more experienced women have.
Katie Powers: Yes.
Penis: Katie, listen to me. The men, they are like... empty shells. The mind, the brain, ah yes, the very soul of the man is in the penis.
Katie Powers: That's so true.
Penis: So Katie, you must *know* ze penis. Say "yes," Katie!