Jon Hamm: And remember the Jon Hamm's John Ham moto: if it feels like a slice of ham, don't wipe your ass with it.
James Mason: And you, young man, I imagine you're dressed as some brand of homosexual?
Little boy dressed as Sailor: You're mean. I want my mom!
James Mason: That makes two of us. Tell her to bring a lady friend for my friend Liberace over here.
Licerace: Oh, I'm good...