Hey, how's the on-line dating going?
Good, but you know, it can be a little weird. Cause everybody exagerates, you know. It's... like I went to hook up last week at this hotel, so I check in, there's a knock at the door, and it's like this 50 year old black guy.
[his friends all groan
Yeah, and he's pissed. He's like, starts yelling at me. You're not a body builder, you're a liar. And I'm like: I'm a liar? What about you? You're not a twelve year old boy.