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"Family Guy" Road to Germany (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Stewie Griffin: But where do we find uranium in WWII Europe?

Brian Griffin: There's only one place, at the top secret atomic research facility... in Berlin.

Stewie Griffin: Wait a minute, Germany's building Weapons of Mass Destruction? Well, why doesn't America go in there and kick their asses?

Brian Griffin: I don't know

[slowly turns toward the camera]

Brian Griffin: maybe because they don't have any oil?

Stewie Griffin: Oooooohhhh...

[he applauds]

Stewie Griffin: oh clap clap clap clap clap!

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Brian Griffin: Mort? Hello? Mort?

Stewie Griffin: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing in my room? Don't touch my stuff with your dirty walking on the street paws!

Brian Griffin: I'm looking for Mort. He came up here an hour ago and never came back down.

Stewie Griffin: Uh-oh.

Brian Griffin: What?

Stewie Griffin: My time machine's been activated.

Brian Griffin: Time machine? I didn't know you had a time machine.

Stewie Griffin: Yeah, I built it after I got bored with that European See 'n Say.

[cut to Stewie with a See 'n Say; he pulls the cord]

European See 'n Say: The pig goes "WANK!"

[Stewie pulls the cord again]

European See 'n Say: The cow goes "SHAZOO!"

Stewie Griffin: It most certainly does not!

[pulls the cord again]

European See 'n Say: The rooster goes "GICKORY GEE!"

Stewie Griffin: Where? Where does the rooster say that?

[pulls the cord again]

European See 'n Say: The monkey goes "MACAQUE!"

Stewie Griffin: Oh, no, no, no! It does not!

[pulls the cord again]

European See 'n Say: The elephant goes "THWOMP!"

Stewie Griffin: Oh, yeah, kinda.

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RAF Commander: Men, as officers of the Royal Air Force, you're the very best in the world. However, this mission to Germany will not be an easy one. Four and a half of every five of you will not return. Half of Jenson there can tell you it gets pretty sticky.

Jenson: But I never lost me good spirits, I haven't.

RAF Commander: So let's get up there, be safe, and get back to the big, fat pigs of wives we have waiting at home.

Stewie Griffin: Pardon me, Sir. I'd like to join.

RAF Commander: What are your qualifications?

Stewie Griffin: I have a British accent, I'm possibly homosexual, I never brush my teeth, and my wife is ghastly!

RAF Commander: Bombs away!

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Stewie Griffin: Remember Brian, don't touch anything when we are in the past. Even stepping on a mosquito could create a chain reaction that drastically alters the present.

Brian Griffin: Really?

Stewie Griffin: Nah you can do whatever you want.

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Stewie Griffin: OK, if everything worked properly this should be the exact time and place that Mort was sent to. Now we just got to find out where we are.

Brian Griffin: Or WHEN we are.

Stewie Griffin: Ah that's such a douche time traveler thing to say.

[a Cow says SHAZOOM]

Stewie Griffin: . Okay we are somewhere in Europe.

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Brian Griffin: [Brian, Stewie and Mort are stuck in Warsaw Poland during the invasion] Stewie, the return pad isn't working!

Stewie Griffin: Yeah and you know what's not gonna fix it, your shouting.

Mort Goldman: Oh God. Should we ask somebody for help?

Stewie Griffin: Yeah right. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine? Let's find out.

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Brian Griffin: [Brian goes looking for Mort Goldman] Mort? Hello?

Stewie Griffin: Hey hey hey hey! What are you doing in my room? Don't touch my stuff with your dirty, walking-on-the-street paws!

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