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A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (TV Movie 2008) Poster

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Mobster: Hey, it's that looney shrimp that called us earlier.

Pepe the Prawn: They call me the Prawn.

Mobster: Hey! Are you correcting my friend over here? Because if you are, I'm gonna dip you in cocktail sauce and bite your tasty little head off!

Pepe the Prawn: Shrimp is fine.

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Fozzie Bear: Hey, guys, here's a joke for ya. Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws!

[Alarm goes off]

Bobo the Bear: All right, step aside. Did you know that telling jokes at an airport terminal is a federal offense? Especially jokes that are that bad.

Fozzie Bear: Well, if you didn't like that one, I've got a hundred more.

[takes out index cards]

Bobo the Bear: He's got cards!

[Tackles Fozzie]

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Miss Piggy: How long does it take to mail a stinking letter?

Kermit the Frog: Piggy, you have to be patient.

Miss Piggy: Well, I'm going to talk to the mayor.

Michael Bloomberg: Yes, Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy: Oh, Mayor Bloomberg! Take me to the front of this line.

Michael Bloomberg: Sorry, Miss Piggy, but that would be rude, and one thing New York is known for is niceness.

Miss Piggy: What has he done to this city?

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Claire's Mom: Look what I found.

The Great Gonzo: What's that?

Claire's Mom: It's an inflatable Santa. Can someone help me blow it up?

Crazy Harry: Did someone say "blow it up"?

[Detonates explosives]

Claire's Mom: That's why you have to choose your words carefully around here.

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Kermit the Frog: This post office is going postal!

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Waldorf: [as the Muppets are dropped off by the postman] Look at what the post office sent.

Statler: Yeah. Return to sender!

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Miss Piggy: Kermit, if you really want to go to the North Pole, then go ahead.

Kermit the Frog: Oh, thank you, Piggy.

Miss Piggy: And do me a favor. When you get there... stay there!

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Pepe the Prawn: We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.

Rizzo the Rat: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.

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Joy: Welcome to North Pole Airlines. We have more flights to the North Pole than any other airline: one.

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Statler: This is my favorite Christmas tradition.

Waldorf: Carolers?

Statler: No, heckling them!

[both laugh]

Statler: Hey, how about you do Silent Night?

Waldorf: Not sing it, just stay silent all night!

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