- Phil DeVille: [When Stu as "Stuie" is fighting the robotic duck on top of the roof] Go on, Stuie! You can do it! Knock him on the head!
- Lil DeVille: Make him quack for mercy!
- Stu Pickles: [after the adults accidentally sell everything at the garage sale, thanks to the babies] My Disco Suit... My 8-tracks... My stereo...
- Didi Pickles: You know, Stu, maybe this isn't such a *bad* thing. What we really lost were material possessions and what we've rediscovered are the important things. Like family and love and other real human values.
- Stu Pickles: [Deadpan] Put a sock in it, Deed.
- [Didi gasps]
- Chuckie Finster: [introducing himself after Stu, now called Stuie, getting unconscious from the duck] Hi, I'm Chuckie.
- Stu Pickles: He-he-hee, you're funny, Chuckie.