Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
Up at Bat (1966)
Bob Denver: Gilligan, Vampire
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Quotes
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Gilligan : Please help me, Professor! I... I wouldn't be a good vampire! I faint at the sight of blood! I'll starve to death!
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Gilligan : [as a vampire, standing before an open window] I shall swoop down upon their unsuspecting necks!
[Gilligan jumps out of the window, followed shortly by a crashing sound. Gilligan is then seen climbing back in through the same window]
Ginger Grant : [as Gilligan the vampire's wife] What happened?
Gilligan : I forgot to turn into a bat!
Ginger Grant : What kind of a vampire are you, anyway?
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Ginger Grant : Here. Twin beds. Now, I'll get you the victims. Meanwhile, you better hide.
Gilligan : Yes. That way, they won't know I'm here till it's too late. I'll run and hide in the alcove.
Ginger Grant : We don't have an alcove, you schnook.
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Gilligan : Skipper, is that you?
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : No, it's not the Skipper. I'm Frankenstein's monster.