Bart Simpson: Millhouse I hold in one hand Dennis Leary's cellphone and in the other I hold a phone book of bars around the world. Let's start with Hawaii.
Bart Simpson: Aloha to you. I'm looking for a Maya, last name: Normousbutt?
Various: Phone call for Myanormousbutt? Anybody? Myanormousbutt?
Various: I'm looking for a Droo-P-Wiener? A Droo-P-Wiener? I hold in my hand a Droo-P-Wiener
Various: Better put it down mate!
Various: I shall enquire. Is there a Friendsaregay, first name Allofmy? Listen everybody? Allofmyfriendsaregay?
[Bart and Millhouse laugh]
Various: Listen you! When I get my hands on you I'm going to squeeze so hard that you won't be all rays and sunshine.
Bart Simpson: Ah the sun never sets on the Bartish Empire.
Bart Simpson: I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
Lisa Simpson: And I'm never gonna go to Machu Pichu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.
Bart Simpson: Hello? Bart Simpson.
Denis Leary: This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.
Bart Simpson: Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?
Bart Simpson: Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?
[Bart is at Lisa's tea party]
Bart Simpson: I don't know why I agreed to this.
Lisa Simpson: Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
Bart Simpson: Oh, you're right.