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"The Simpsons" Coming to Homerica (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Homer Simpson: I share your xylophobia!

Lisa Simpson: No, Dad, you mean "xenophobia". Xylophobia would be the fear of xylophones.

Homer Simpson: I *am* afraid of xylophones. It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!

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Bart Simpson: Mom says I can have ice cream for breakfast. Oh, she's still here. Mom, can I have ice cream for breakfast?

Marge Simpson: No way, mister! It's just chocolate chip pancakes and syrup for you.

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Krusty's Agent: It turns out the Krustyburger is the most unhealthy fast food item ever.

Krusty the Clown: Even worse than the Double Krustyburger?

Krusty's Agent: Apparently, yes.

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Homer Simpson: [eating a Mother Nature Burger] I'm saving the planet! Where's my Nobel Prize?

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Milhouse: Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans territory!

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Marge Simpson: Look, Maggie. We have a nanny, just like Joe Piscopo and Ethan Hawke left their wives for.

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Marge Simpson: You lost your job?

Homer Simpson: It's not my fault! Those barleyjacks filled me up with their liqueurs and liquors, but mostly the liqueurs.

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Kent Brockman: So. you're guaranteeing it's safe to eat Ogdenville barley once more?

Ogdenville farmer: Well, where there's barley, there's rats, you know? Now, when will you be starting the interview?

Kent Brockman: That just went out live.

Ogdenville farmer: Well, then we're screwed.

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Superintendent Chalmers: [weakly] Skinner! If I die, I want you to take over...

Principal Seymour Skinner: [pleasantly surprised] Really?

Superintendent Chalmers: ...the search committee for a new superintendent.

Principal Seymour Skinner: [shakes head dejectedly] Mmm...

Superintendent Chalmers: Just hold my head and say soothing things.

[lies down with head on Principal Skinner's leg]

Principal Seymour Skinner: Third grade math scores are holding steady.

[rubs Superintendent Chalmers' head]

Superintendent Chalmers: [contentedly] Aah, yes.

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Bart Simpson: Dad, are you sure you can put in these new rain gutters all by yourself?

Homer Simpson: Yeah, maybe you're right. I do have a bad history of going up on roofs and waking up in hospitals.

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