Having burned his tongue and rendered it extra-sensitive to taste Homer samples the bland food at the school cafeteria where he also sees for himself that Bart is a hopeless scholar and Lisa a social outcast. He decides to be a good father by teaching Lisa how to be a popular socialite and helping Bart build a model of Westminster Abbey for his class project. Both ventures fail,though at least it has helped the kids find their own level and there are compensations for him in the sauna that Marge has recently discovered in the basement. Written by
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Did You Know?
The first time the character Lunch Lady Doris had any lines since Doris Grau
died in 1995. See more
At the start on the Boardwalk when Homer, Bart and Lisa are watching the acts, Homer says, "Big deal, I could juggle 6 pins if they let me use a unicycle." but the Unicyclist juggler is only juggling 5 pins. See more
Dad, I don't want to hurt people.
Very well. I guess you don't need this big girl book.
I'm a big girl!
The closing credits feature the theme song sung a cappella by Canvas. See more
References Black Hawk Down
"Columbia, Gem of the Ocean"
aka "The Red White and Blue"
Music by David T. Shaw See more