Did You Know?
The modified lyrics to the theme song that Jack and Mr. Floppy sing are, "I married young, because of cupid. And had three kids, but you were stupid. I could've been rich, instead I'm a loser. But at least we're happy, 'cause you're a boozer. Now I'm alone, come rain or sunny. But who needs love? I've got my bunny." See more
You know, Jack, you had everything you ever wanted; money, power, the love and pride of your children, and you gave it all up for me. You ARE a loser, Jack!
At least I have a friend.