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"Dead Set" Episode #1.1 (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Mini-Series)

(2008)

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Pippa: Is that Davina?

Patrick: Sort of.

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Pippa: Do toes have bones in them?

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Kelly: In the head. You gotta get them in the head.

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Patrick: [after a terrified Pippa clings to him] Get off my fucking suit!

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Patrick: [after running into the Green Room away from zombie Davina McCall and discovering a hysterical Pippa] Not you! Fuck, not you!

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Marky: So did they give you a specific instruction or have you been told to just come in here and act weird?

Kelly: I'm not acting. I work here.

Marky: What as? A window cleaner?

[most of the housemates laugh]

Kelly: Something's happening... some sort of outbreak...

Marky: Oh, here we go...

Space: Just let her talk!

Marky: Alright!

Kelly: People get this thing... and...

Grayson: Thing?

Kelly: They wanna kill you and... they change...

Marky: And then their bums fall off?

Space: What'd you mean they "change"?

Kelly: I dunno... they're... dead...

Grayson: Dead?

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Patrick: [upon witnessing a zombie Davina McCall feasting on a corpse] Oh dear!

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Grayson: Can I ask you a question? How am I coming across?

Marky: Oh, you big queen!

Grayson: Am I popular?

Kelly: You're the favourite...

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Joplin: [introducing himself to Kelly, who the other housemates believe to be mentally ill] Em, em hello? Uh... My, my, *my name*... is Joplin. N-now I'm *happy* to meet you!

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Space: Something is wrong!

Veronica: What?

Space: No mics, no alarms and the cameras ain't movin'. Big Brother ain't watchin' *us*!

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Space: They're goin' batshit out there...

Joplin: Yeah. That's the public for you though, innit? They're animals.

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Patrick: [while watching Pippa's eviction interview] Urghfff! I cannot imagine... living next door to people like that!

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Angel: What skanky bludclut chief left a cigarette butt in this motherfuckin' cup?

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Chloe: He had a thing with me, you know.

Kelly: What?

Chloe: Yeah, when we were on I'm a Celebrity. We screwed. In a hammock. It was nice.

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Chloe: It smells of fingering in here.

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Veronica: That's your eviction outfit?

Marky: Well... yeah. No good?

Veronica: Mark, you look like a div.

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Patrick: You were supposed to be here fucking 3 hours ago!

Sophie: Yes...

Patrick: Stop saying "yes"! Now you should have been here 3 hours ago in Friends and Family, in Hospitality with that fucking moaning Scottish bird's mother!

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Marky: Is that your eviction outfit? Oi, Barbara! I said is that your eviction outfit?

Grayson: My name... is Grayson. G, R, A, Y,

Marky: Y, M, C, A!

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Patrick: [referring to Angel] Look at that! Face like a Manchester morgue! Wish they'd nominate you, sour flaps!

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Patrick: 37 minutes to go, minions! D'you even know what a minion is? No? Don't look offended, then.

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Pippa: I don't like this !

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Chloe: What's your boyfriend's name again? You real one, that is.

Kelly: What is your fucking problem?

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Grayson: [to Marky] You really should come with subtitles.

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Marcus Bentley: Day 64, 2.36pm.

Marcus Bentley: [cuts to Space smoking] Space is in the Biodome.

Marcus Bentley: [cuts to Marky and Veronica] Marky and Veronica are by the pool.

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Davina McCall: [after announcing Pippa is the next to be evicted] Pippa you'll be leaving the house in 30 minutes time!

Angel: Why can't she go now?

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