Patrick: [after a terrified Pippa clings to him] Get off my fucking suit!
Patrick: [after running into the Green Room away from zombie Davina McCall and discovering a hysterical Pippa] Not you! Fuck, not you!
Marky: So did they give you a specific instruction or have you been told to just come in here and act weird?
Kelly: I'm not acting. I work here.
Marky: What as? A window cleaner?
[most of the housemates laugh]
Kelly: Something's happening... some sort of outbreak...
Marky: Oh, here we go...
Space: Just let her talk!
Kelly: People get this thing... and...
Kelly: They wanna kill you and... they change...
Marky: And then their bums fall off?
Space: What'd you mean they "change"?
Kelly: I dunno... they're... dead...
Patrick: [upon witnessing a zombie Davina McCall feasting on a corpse] Oh dear!
Grayson: Can I ask you a question? How am I coming across?
Marky: Oh, you big queen!
Grayson: Am I popular?
Kelly: You're the favourite...
Joplin: [introducing himself to Kelly, who the other housemates believe to be mentally ill] Em, em hello? Uh... My, my, *my name*... is Joplin. N-now I'm *happy* to meet you!
Space: Something is wrong!
Space: No mics, no alarms and the cameras ain't movin'. Big Brother ain't watchin' *us*!
Space: They're goin' batshit out there...
Joplin: Yeah. That's the public for you though, innit? They're animals.
Patrick: [while watching Pippa's eviction interview] Urghfff! I cannot imagine... living next door to people like that!
Angel: What skanky bludclut chief left a cigarette butt in this motherfuckin' cup?
Chloe: He had a thing with me, you know.
Chloe: Yeah, when we were on I'm a Celebrity. We screwed. In a hammock. It was nice.
Veronica: That's your eviction outfit?
Marky: Well... yeah. No good?
Veronica: Mark, you look like a div.
Patrick: You were supposed to be here fucking 3 hours ago!
Patrick: Stop saying "yes"! Now you should have been here 3 hours ago in Friends and Family, in Hospitality with that fucking moaning Scottish bird's mother!
Marky: Is that your eviction outfit? Oi, Barbara! I said is that your eviction outfit?
Grayson: My name... is Grayson. G, R, A, Y,
Marky: Y, M, C, A!
Patrick: [referring to Angel] Look at that! Face like a Manchester morgue! Wish they'd nominate you, sour flaps!
Patrick: 37 minutes to go, minions! D'you even know what a minion is? No? Don't look offended, then.
Chloe: What's your boyfriend's name again? You real one, that is.
Kelly: What is your fucking problem?
Marcus Bentley: Day 64, 2.36pm.
Marcus Bentley: [cuts to Space smoking] Space is in the Biodome.
Marcus Bentley: [cuts to Marky and Veronica] Marky and Veronica are by the pool.