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(2013)

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Abomination Mia: I will feast on your soul!

Mia: Feast on this, motherfucker.

Mia: [possessed] Baby, little baby / It's time to say goodbye/ Baby, little baby / I'll miss you day and night/ Baby, my sweet baby / I'll write you every day / Baby, don't cry, baby / I wish that I could stay

Mia: [possessed] Why don't you come down here so I can suck your cock, pretty boy?

David: Mia?

Mia: Mia's not here you fucking idiot! Your little sister's being raped in hell!

David: [Walking into Mia's room] You have to get out of these clothes. Go take a shower.

Mia: David... please... please! You... have... to get me... out of here.

David: No one said this would be easy, but...

Mia: [Grabbing David's arm] No! No. You don't understand. There was something in the woods, David... and I think it's in here with us... now.

David: [Confused] Here, in this room?

[Mia nods; David walks up to the door]

David: Change your clothes, take a shower, and try to get it together. You'll start to feel better tomorrow. Soon, all this will be over and you'll be glad we were such assholes.

Abomination Mia: I will feast on your soul!

Mia: Feast on this motherfucker!

Mia: [possessed, to David] Why don't you come down here and let me suck your cock, pretty boy?

Eric: I just don't want to become the devil's bitch.

Abomination Mia: You're gonna die here, you pathetic junkie!

Mia: I've had enough of this shit.

Mia: [possessed, to Natalie] Kiss me you dirty cunt!

David: [David is patching up Natalie after she cut off her possessed arm] Everything's gonna be okay. You're fine.

Eric: Your girlfriend just cut her fucking arm off. Does that sound fine?

Eric: [reading from the Naturom Demonto] Kunda... Astratta... Montosse... Canda.

Mia: [possessed] Why do you hate me, David? I know you do. You left home. You left me all alone with our sick mother... And I was just a kid. You made me lie. Every time she screamed your name I told her you were coming to see her, like you promised. But you never did. I know mother hates you now. And she waits for you in hell.

Mia: I don't know what's wrong with you people. There's something dead, and it reeks.

Olivia: You're just extra sensitive right now. There's no smell.

Mia: [after finding the trapdoor to the basement and opening it] What's your medical diagnosis now?

Olivia: It fucking stinks.

[from trailer]

David: Everything's gonna be fine!

Eric: Everything's gonna be fine? Everything's gonna be fine. I don't know if you noticed this, but... Nothing's fine. Everything's been getting worse... every second.

Mia: [possessed, to Natalie] I can smell your filthy soul.

Mia: You shouldn't have touched anything from that basement.

Mia: [possessed; as Natalie is about to amputate her infected arm] Don't do it, you little bitch! Don't cut it off!

Mia: Promise, you'll stay till the end.

Eric: [possessed] He's coming.

Mia: [pretending to be normal] Natalie?

Natalie: Mia?

Mia: [Crying] Natalie? What am I doing down here? My leg hurts, I can't move.

Natalie: I'm gonna come down there ok?

Mia: Why did you lock me down here? You were supposed to help me.

Natalie: We're trying to help you, ok? But you grew out of control, Mia. You got violent and we didn't know what else to do... Mia, I think something really terrible has happened, and we have to get out of here now, ok?

Mia: You don't understand. He's not gonna let you leave, and he's not gonna stop till he has you. Until he has all of you!

Natalie: I had to do it. I feel much better now.

[from trailer]

Eric: [explaining Mia's possession] This thing is attached to Mia's soul like a leech. If I'm reading this right, it's become her. If we want to help Mia... we're gonna have to kill her.

[from trailer]

Mia: [possessed] Cut it! Cut it!

[as the Deadites take possession of Mia]

Cheryl: You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you!

[Mia becomes eerily calm]

Mia: You're all going to die tonight.

Eric: [Eric just walked into Possessed Olivia after cutting out her cheek] Oh, my god! Why the fuck did you do that?

Abomination Mia: You're gonna die here, you pathetic junkie.

Natalie: [after Mia, possessed, has been thrown into the cellar] For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

Mia: [possessed] Why do you hate me, David?

Olivia: [See's Eric reading through the Naturom Demonto] I thought I told you to throw that away.

Eric: You don't understand. This could be a real find. I'm still trying to figure out the language. Maybe some guys from the school library an help me out. Could be worth some serious dough.

Olivia: Yeah, why don't you put that down and go help out your best buddy?

Eric: I don't know who you're talking about.

Olivia: Come on, don't act like you don't give a fuck about him. I know you do.

Eric: Well, I think we can all agree that he didn't give a fuck about all of us for the past century.

Olivia: Well, he's here now.

Eric: Yeah, truly amazing.

Eric: I don't think we're dealing with a freakin' panic attack here!

Eric: What kind of a virus makes someone cut their face off with a piece of glass?

Mia: I know, I look like road kill.

David: No. You're beautiful, as always.

Mia: And you're a charming liar... as always.

Eric: [Near death; smiling] David, I missed you, man!

Mia: [to Natalie] Kiss me, you dirty cunt!

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[last lines]

Ash: Groovy.

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