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Bad Teacher (2011) Poster

(2011)

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Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

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Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.

Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

Russell Gettis: That was a nice thing you did for him.

Elizabeth Halsey: He was going through a difficult time.

Russell Gettis: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?

Elizabeth Halsey: I'm not wearing any.

Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.

Russell Gettis: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.

Shawn: That's your only argument?

Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!

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Elizabeth Halsey: I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

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Mark: If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera! An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're fucked!

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Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle.

Elizabeth Halsey: I want to sit on his face.

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Elizabeth Halsey: Look Carl, I know that you are a very busy man; so I'm just gonna get right down to it. I've been speaking to various

[quick thinking pause]

Elizabeth Halsey: uh black citizens, who allege that you're test are biased toward white people and orientals.

Carl Halabi: Okay. Lemme tell you something right away. "A"... Orientals test better. "B"... every couple of years we get these cockamamie charges coming in from various parts of the state and - lemme duh-dat - You should hear the things that they call me! Racist. Faggatron. Faggy Hitler. Dick breath. Ok? But, I... am not a racist. I voted for Barack Obama. You can quote me on that.

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Elizabeth Halsey: Hello titties.

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[the police find Elizabeth's drug stash in Amy's desk]

Amy Squirrel: Those aren't mine! That's not even my desk!

Elizabeth Halsey: [with fake sympathy] Don't worry, Amy. We'll get you the help you need.

Amy Squirrel: You MONSTER!

[goes for Elizabeth, only to be dragged off by the police]

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Amy Squirrel: [as she is being dragged away] You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!

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Principal Wally Snur: I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.

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Elizabeth Halsey: I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

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Elizabeth Halsey: Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

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Russell Gettis: So i heard about the whole engagement thing. That blows.

Elizabeth Halsey: Did you know i walk in on him trying to fuck his dog. Peanut Butter everywhere.

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Scott Delacorte: Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?

Russell Gettis: Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777.

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Amy Squirrel: Shut the front door.

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Carl Halabi: [slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.

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Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.

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