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"Leverage" The Snow Job (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Quotes

Sophie Devereaux: Are you drunk?

Nathan Ford: Technically, no. I was drunk a couple of hours ago. Now, I'm just hung over.

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Parker: A man with one watch knows the time. A man with two is never sure.

Sophie Devereaux: Wha?

Parker: I had fortune cookies for breakfast.

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Nathan Ford: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.

Parker: The London Spank?

Alec Hardison: The Genevan Possidoblé?

Eliot Spencer: The Apple Pie.

[everyone stares]

Eliot Spencer: It's like The Cherry Pie, but with lifeguards.

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Alec Hardison: [just lost Rock-Paper-Scissors to Eliot] How you do that?

Eliot Spencer: You got a tell.

Alec Hardison: I have a tell?

Eliot Spencer: Yeah.

Alec Hardison: In Rock-Paper-Scissors?

Eliot Spencer: Yeah, go.

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Alec Hardison: So what, you had leftover Chinese for dinner?

Parker: No, just the cookies.

Alec Hardison: Do you put milk on the fortune cookies? 'Cause I don't...

Parker: It's not cereal, it's a fortune cookie.

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Sophie Devereaux: So, uh, you can, uh, write that little check now, hey?

Alec Hardison: [listening over coms] Hey, why can't they all be this easy?

Randy Retzing: Of course not. We have to go to Miami. My dad's the one who has to write the check.

Alec Hardison: Ah, hell, why they all gotta be this hard?

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Nathan Ford: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics...

Parker: The "London Spank"?

Alec Hardison: The "Geneva Pasa-Doble"...

Eliot Spencer: The "Apple Pie".

[stares from the group]

Eliot Spencer: It's like the "Cherry Pie", but with lifeguards.

Sophie Devereaux: [savoring the thought] Whew...

Nathan Ford: [announcing the official answer] "Glengarry Glen Death". It's like a mutual fund, but instead of stocks you invest in, in death.

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[last lines]

Nathan Ford: Are you threatening to bail on me Sophie?

Sophie Devereaux: Give me a reason to stay...

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Sophie Devereaux: Death scenes can be demanding. I remember this time I was playing Camille in Summerstock, and whew, I was drained after every performance.

Parker: Don't I just make believe I'm dying?

Sophie Devereaux: Okay, you need to own the space... and um, and access your sense memory. Here try this, can you think of a really sad thing that's happened in your life like, I don't know, like when your father died?

Parker: [cracks-up]

Sophie Devereaux: Yeah. This isn't going to be easy...

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Alec Hardison: [loses at Rock, Paper, Scissors] How'd you do that?

Eliot Spencer: You've got a "tell".

Alec Hardison: I have a "tell"...

Eliot Spencer: Yeah.

Alec Hardison: At Rock, Paper, Scissors...

Eliot Spencer: Yeah.

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