Shorty's a sideshow porn attraction - it's all about the initial "Gasp!"
Long before the current porn craze (just check out the box covers) pairing huge black cocks with little girls, there was Shorty Mac, himself vertically challenged but bringing girth to the XXX equation that is only equaled by another one-trick-pony performer Shane Diesel (and before him Sledge Hammer).
This video is a quite typical example of Shorty's routine -he has it down pat and it is quite boring after about the third or fourth rendition. Not quite a midget but for pornographers carrying the same freak value as used to be stored on a bottom shelf in the rear of an adult book store under the label "Dwarfs", Shorty delivers an out-sized dick compared to his small frame. That quirk is apparently all it takes to make a mark in an outlaw end of show biz.
There are five vignettes of a variety of young women, one even having porn-ready big natural breasts and the format is simplistic. In keeping with the video's title, brief and contrived improvised patter has Shorty easily seducing each young thing, with the requisite "don't tell daddy" or even "don't tell mommy" in a situation where Shorty is about to cheat on said (unseen) mommy with her own daughter, all leading up to the repetitive but requisite "reveal" moment, when that big (wide, not so long in comparison to the Mandingos or Danny Ds of the genre) cock comes out and the young thing has to make some exclamation of pleasant shock & awe. For me this knee-jerk audience manipulation is about as erotic as a guest appearance from Donald Rumsfeld would be.
At any rate, each girl manages to get the thing in her mouth, made possible by Shorty's oddly shaped member having a comparatively small head. Chances of deep throat on the thing are nil, since it soon widens out to a grotesquely shaped penis that only a mother could love (to intentionally mix my metaphors, and perhaps suggest a suitable title for a future Mac incest-themed video series featuring MILFs).
Porn fans know how large (and wide) dildos have become, so it is no surprise that most of the gals can "take the whole thing" in their pussies, shown in a boring succession of positions including St. George and doggy-style. Shorty is extremely meager with his cum shots' volume, not because he is overworked (as is usually the case) since this loser of a video was shot over a month's duration on five separate days. Let's say no one will accuse the little fellow of having amazing recuperative powers. The viewer, however, will have to resort to something to recuperate adequately after sitting through such junk - in my case I turned on "The Wiz Live" on TV and was soon transported, however contradictorily it might seem, back to reality.
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